Pet Quotes · Page 17

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an…

— Paula Poundstone

In the end, I think it would be lovely if we stopped this whole notion of pets altogether,

— Ingrid Newkirk

Every person is able to add beauty, whether by growing flowers, or singing, or cooking luscious meals, or raising sweet pets. Every…

— Cynthia Rylant

There is nothing, under present conditions, that can be more easily and exactly reproduced than a technically good black-and-white photograph, and it…

— Clarence John Laughlin

There is a difference between studying a shark and trying to pet one to see what happens.

— Ryan Serhant

In a perfect world, we would not keep animals for our benefit, including pets,

— Tom Regan

My pet-sitting day ends around sunset, and it's very satisfying to know that I've made several living beings happy that day. That…

— Blaize Clement

Clinton's pet Labrador, Buddy, is getting neutered. The dog will never have sex again. Overnight, they've turned Buddy from a Democrat into…

— Jay Leno

Cat food. It stinks a bit, but if you don't put up with the smell, the little kitten will die.

— Karl Pilkington

Eve: "She had big plans for me. Kind of a pet, I imagine. Like William. Her little trained dog. And with you…

— Anonymous

I gave my mother a matching set [of mugs] for Christmas, and she accepted them as graciously as possible, announcing that they…

— David Sedaris

Having a pet only brings more love into a home and it's the greatest thing I've ever experienced.

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

— Abraham Lincoln

My dad's name is Vernon and my mom liked the initials, V. V. My sisters and I got named Victoria, Valerie and…

— Vince Vaughn

No animal admires another animal.

— Blaise Pascal

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

— Bill Dana

Sometimes I feel like the fire hydrant looking at a pack of dogs.

— William J. Clinton

Each species is a masterpiece, a creation assembled with extreme care and genius.

— E. O. Wilson

I kind of imagine myself at eighty, a cat lady.

— Juliette Lewis

I have a pet goat.

— Ryan Holiday

A mutt is couture-it's the only one like it in the world, made especially for you.

— Isaac Mizrahi

The reason I want to be able to teleport is that I don't like waiting around. It's one of my pet peeves.…

— Alan Schaaf

My pet peeve is when people come over to my house, and there are coasters, but they don't use a coaster.

— Chord Overstreet

My mum loves cats so I took her to see the lion cubs which at about a year old are actually quite…

— Amanda Holden

If you think about the times in life when you've been the most deeply fulfilled, they're the times that you've felt love.…

— Marci Shimoff