Pet Quotes · Page 19

A life without a dog is a mistake.

— Carl Zuckmayer

I asked this heroic pet lover how it felt to have died for a schnauzer named Teddy. Salvador Biagiani was philosophical. He…

— Kurt Vonnegut

I thought that I was a crazy pet owner, but now I realize I'm not so bad.

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

Of course the Neverlands vary a good deal. John’s, for instance, had a lagoon with flamingos flying over it at which John…

— Anonymous

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between…

— Mark Twain

They motivate us to play, be affectionate, seek adventure and be loyal.

— Tom Hayden

I always hated those classic kid movies like Old Yeller or The Yearling where the beloved pet dies. What would be so…

— Merrill Markoe

If you're trying to cut down the distance travelled from the farm to your plate, it makes sense to do the same…

— Sheherazade Goldsmith

Pet the cat dude," says Sam. "She brought you a present. She wants you to tell her how badass she is." "You…

— Holly Black

Addictions [...] started out like magical pets, pocket monsters. They did extraordinary tricks, showed you things you hadn't seen, were fun. But…

— William Gibson

I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs.

— Connie Stevens

Sophie, my dog, is the high in the highlights of my life. Even through rain, snow, ice, and general laziness, she is…

— Lauren Bacall

It is easy to understand why the cat has eclipsed the dog as modern America's favorite pet. People like pets to possess…

— P. J. O'Rourke

Sweetheart, all men are animals. Feed us, pet us, and use a firm hand, and we'll worship at your feet.

— Lora Leigh

I used to have a pet crawfish, so my friend made a mold of its claws and bronzed a key chain for…

— Betsy Brandt

No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last.

— Alexander Pope

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

— Aldous Huxley

For many people who are so lost in their minds, so much involved in their thought processes, the only moments they have…

— Eckhart Tolle

I went to a party when I was a student and they had a mynah bird up in the bedroom where people…

— Derren Brown

My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing,…

— Jerry Ferrara

I will never eat fish eyeballs, and I do not want to taste anything commonly kept as a house pet, but otherwise…

— Laurie Colwin

the real reason I had wanted to grow up, the main reason I had been willing to even consider becoming an adult,…

— Betsy Byars

I'll not hurt thee, says Uncle Toby, rising with the fly in his hand. Go, he says, opening the window to let…

— Laurence Sterne

I don't like the sound of my phone ringing so I put my phone inside my fish tank. I can't hear it,…

— Steven Wright

Trailer for sale or rent, rooms to let, fifty cents. No phone, no pool, no pets, ain't got no big regrets. Two…

— Roger Miller