My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there? — Karen Scalf Linamen Copy Share Image
I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. — Bill Dana Copy Share Image
Lord, No one but you and I understands what faithfulness is. Do not let me die until, for them, all danger is… — Carmen Bernos de Gasztold Copy Share Image
Humor and laughter - not necessarily derogatory derision - are my pet tools. This may come from my general philosophy of never… — Marcel Duchamp Copy Share Image
People say their weight is genetic. But it turns out that people who are overweight don't just have overweight kids. They also… — Mehmet Oz Copy Share Image
Talking about muscles. They're like pets basically. They're not worth it. You have to feed them all the time and take care… — Ryan Gosling Copy Share Image
Oh, what is the matter with poor Puggy-Wug? Pet him and kiss him and give him a hug. Run and fetch him… — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
The surface of the pond was green with fallen leaves. "How could you have been happy there? I know what you thought,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I became a bit of a teacher's pet, and it became known in the school by both faculty and students that I… — Paul Smith Copy Share Image
“Sir Gallopad, a pure-white horse with a glossy white mane, had been chosen for Darling specifically for his size and demeanor. He… — Suzanne Selfors Copy Share Image
We have a habit of turning to scientists when we want factual answers and artists when we want entertainment, but where are… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
Cancer is such a frightening and emotional roller coaster. It's a ride we all want to get off! My best advice is,… — Brenda Jones Copy Share Image
I do not mind having imaginary conversations with animals who are part of my life. The comfort of talking to one at… — Derek Tangye Copy Share Image
Money as such is, as Oscar Wilde said, perfectly useless. You can't eat it, drink it, shelter yourself from the cold with… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Go home, kiss your wives, hug your children and put your affairs in order, because tomorrow I will burn your neighborhood to… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
There's kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat; if you don't pet her for 10 minutes she'll bother… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
My dogs are about unconditional love. It's so wonderful to walk in the door from a long day and all they want… — LeAnn Rimes Copy Share Image
After I finish PO5, I would like to get a dog. I want to be able to spend more time with my… — Scott Wolf Copy Share Image
My cat, Andy, has been my best buddy since I was 18, and he doesn't care if I'm on a TV show… — Jenna Fischer Copy Share Image
I was so flat I used to put Xs on my chest and write, 'You are here.' I wore angora sweaters just… — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
Having a dog or cat will open your heart. Reading a book will open your mind. Having both a pet and a… — Mark Rubinstein Copy Share Image
One of my biggest pet peeves is well-dressed designers. If you spend that much time thinking about your own clothes, you're not… — Joseph Altuzarra Copy Share Image
Like a pet fish unaware of the fishbowl it lives in, each of us inherently discriminates against young people without knowing it. — Adam Fletcher Copy Share Image
When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be. — Natalie Portman Copy Share Image
Christophe, with the careful tone of an adult telling a kid not to pet the nice foaming-rabid pooch. — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
Having a pet only brings more love into a home and it's the greatest thing I've ever experienced. — Beth Ostrosky Stern Copy Share Image
If we have some pet animals, we should feed them also before taking our food. Perceive God in every living being and… — Mata Amritanandamayi Copy Share Image
He is so shaggy. People are amazed when he gets up and they suddenly realize they have been talking to the wrong… — Elizabeth Jones Copy Share Image
The circus a place where horses, ponies and elephants are permitted to see men, women and children acting the fool. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Pet names are a persistant remnant of childhood, a reminder that life is not always so serious, so formal, so complicated. They… — Jhumpa Lahiri Copy Share Image
A man walks into a pet shop and says: "Give me a wasp." The shopkeeper replies: "We don't sell wasps." He says:… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
I saw myself as a teacher's pet but with a little of Ed Haskell mixed in. I was the teacher's pet, but… — Damon Lindelof Copy Share Image
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending… — Amy Sedaris Copy Share Image
The woods were made for the hunters of dreams, The brooks for the fishers of song; To the hunters who hunt for… — Sam Walter Foss Copy Share Image
Loss provides an opportunity to take inventory of our lives, to reconsider priorities, and to determine new directions. — Gerald Lawson Sittser Copy Share Image
We don't understand the power of nature and the world because we don't live with it. Our environment is designed to sustain… — Laurence Gonzales Copy Share Image
I have had strange animals as pets all my life. I was shy growing up, and shy people tend to interact better… — Yvonne Craig Copy Share Image
Every person is able to add beauty, whether by growing flowers, or singing, or cooking luscious meals, or raising sweet pets. Every… — Cynthia Rylant Copy Share Image
