Pet Quotes · Page 10

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

— Smiley Blanton

I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree.

— Dana Burnet

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

— Fran Lebowitz

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

— Winston Churchill

I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.

— Hippolyte Taine

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

— George Carlin

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends...

— Hector Hugh Munro

The average dog has one request to all humankind. Love me.

— Helen Exley

My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

— Karen Scalf Linamen

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

— Bill Dana

Lord, No one but you and I understands what faithfulness is. Do not let me die until, for them, all danger is…

— Carmen Bernos de Gasztold

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained, I stand and look at them long…

— Walt Whitman

My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she…

— Anonymous

Repeatedly place your pet opinions and prejudices before God. He will surprise you by showing you that the best of them need…

— Charles Brent

Monsters cannot be announced. One cannot say: 'Here are our monsters,' without immediately turning the monsters into pets.

— Jacques Derrida

Where I go, rap goes. Rap is like my dog; it's like my little pet. And where I go, I lead my…

— KRS-One

Most fisherman, including this one, cling to their pet stupidities as they would to a battered briar or an old jacket; and…

— John D. Voelker

Owners lavish love on their pets, which is why so many go from non-aggressive pups to being out of control when they're…

— Cesar Millan

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. I hold that…

— Anonymous

I was raised in a strict Southern household in Lexington, South Carolina, and I remember sneaking off to watch 'Pet Cemetery' as…

— Jessica Stroup

If your Facebook page has turned into a shrine to your relationship, pet, or newborn, no one will say anything, but all…

— Sean Evans

I really liked the snake that breaks out of the cage in the beginning of the movie. I saw it in real…

— Tom Felton

I have a lot of trouble understanding how people see me as a celebrity. I work 14 hours a day, and then…

— America Ferrera

Will urban sprawl spread so far that most people lose all touch with nature? Will the day come when the only bird…

— Frank N. Ikard

In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination.

— David Harsanyi

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

— Joseph Wood Krutch

Spoiled is when humans put their pet's comfort before their own.

— Beth Ostrosky Stern

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

— Rita Rudner

Death is not the greatest of evils; it is worse to want to die, and not be able to.

— Sophocles

Adopting a pet is like taking the responsibility of a baby.

— Farah Khan

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.

— Milan Kundera

Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled.

— Anonymous

Adam's first domestic pet after the expulsion from Paradise was the serpent.

— Franz Kafka

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

— Aldous Huxley

I really love animals. My cat is my little soul mate. He's not just a cat, he's my friend.

— Tracey Emin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

— Robert A. Heinlein

I like to listen to the Police, Sting, Queen, Pet Shop Boys.

— Mike Will Made It

It was so cold today that I saw a dog chasing a cat, and the dog was walking.

— Mickey Rivers

Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet. With needles in their jaws and feet.

— Pam Brown

Once you have had a wonderful dog, a life without one, is a life diminished.

— Dean Koontz