Pet Quotes · Page 9

Speaking of ways, pet, by the way, there is such a thing as a tesseract.

— Madeleine L'Engle

They motivate us to play, be affectionate, seek adventure and be loyal.

— Tom Hayden

I'm a disciplinarian. I'm the tough love pet owner. I believe in very well-behaved animals.

— Jamie Lee Curtis

Growing up in Kansas City, I was always neat, the teacher's pet, know-it-all type.

— Gretchen Rubin

Wow. Who would want a fish for a pet when they could have a turtle?!

— Christopher Paul Curtis

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

— Steven Wright

We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.

— Max Cannon

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.

— Albert Schweitzer

Unfortunately, only a small number of patients with peptic ulcer are financially able to make a pet of an ulcer.

— William James Mayo

If all the world Should in a pet of temp'rance, feed on pulse, Drink the clear stream, and nothing wear but frieze,…

— John Milton

Since the law prohibits the keeping of wild animals and I get no enjoyment from pets, I prefer to remain unmarried.

— Karl Kraus

My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

— Karen Scalf Linamen

I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.

— Bill Dana

Lord, No one but you and I understands what faithfulness is. Do not let me die until, for them, all danger is…

— Carmen Bernos de Gasztold

I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained, I stand and look at them long…

— Walt Whitman

My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she…

— Anonymous

“So I'd been captured? So I was starving? Did that mean I had to shrivel up and die? I could still slither.…

— Patrick Jennings

One of my pet peeves is that when people are in their automobiles, I think they're exceptionally rude on the road. I…

— Chris Carmack

Here's my pet peeve: The not-so-unstated rule that all women are only to be treated as sexual objects and gawked at-you know,…

— Alicia Keys

Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic situation? We spent six years of wild buying on credit - everything…

— Will Rogers

Addictions [...] started out like magical pets, pocket monsters. They did extraordinary tricks, showed you things you hadn't seen, were fun. But…

— William Gibson

Most fisherman, including this one, cling to their pet stupidities as they would to a battered briar or an old jacket; and…

— John D. Voelker

Owners lavish love on their pets, which is why so many go from non-aggressive pups to being out of control when they're…

— Cesar Millan

I was raised in a strict Southern household in Lexington, South Carolina, and I remember sneaking off to watch 'Pet Cemetery' as…

— Jessica Stroup

Men are kids at heart. They want to be nourished and pet like a dog.

— Nicki Minaj

The abuse of a harmless thing is the essence of sin.

— Aiden Wilson Tozer

Mom used to say that having three boys was kind of like having a pet tornado that talked back.

— Marie Lu

My pets are very supportive, as they curl up in their beds underneath my desk.

— Rolonda Watts

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat.

— Warren Eckstein

My pet hate, with customers, is those that think it's all about wallets.

— Marco Pierre White

I think pets are great. They're better than kids, that's for sure.

— Jon Hamm

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

— Smiley Blanton

I'd rather have an inch of a dog than miles of pedigree.

— Dana Burnet

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

— Fran Lebowitz

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

— Winston Churchill

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

— George Carlin

The cat is domestic only as far as suits its own ends...

— Hector Hugh Munro

The average dog has one request to all humankind. Love me.

— Helen Exley

In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination.

— David Harsanyi

Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.

— Joseph Wood Krutch