Pet Quotes · Page 11

I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.

— Beverley Mitchell

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

— Lefty Gomez

Just thinking that my dog loves me more than I love him, I feel shame.

— Konrad Lorenz

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

— Ambrose Bierce

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn't know she was getting.

— Emmy Rossum

Pets are always a great help in times of stress. And in times of starvation too, o'course.

— Terry Pratchett

As a child, the most important people in my life were my pet rabbit and Mary, mother of Jesus.

— Sean Scully

We all love animals. Why do we call some 'pets' and others 'dinner?'

— Anonymous

Intimacy with a beloved pet or special animal makes millions of people feel as though they win the lottery every day.

— Marty Becker

The body is like a companion, a friendly pet that follows one around...One can continue to own the body and be responsible…

— David Hawkins

Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer isn't in us. It's almost as if we're…

— Russell Hoban

Jace shook his blond head in exasperation. "You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn't you? You couldn't just count ceiling…

— Cassandra Clare

A beaver does not, as legend would have it, know which direction the tree will fall when he cuts it, but counts…

— Ann Zwinger

Shall we, because we walk on our hind feet, assume to ourselves only the privilege of imperishability?

— George Eliot

The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude.

— Robert Breault

I have a dog and sometimes I'll be the littlest kid with my dog and marvel at his ears and his nose…

— Aaron Eckhart

If anything, the bailouts actually hindered lending, as banks became more like house pets that grow fat and lazy on two guaranteed…

— Matt Taibbi

I taught second grade for years before I became an art teacher, and I would always encourage the parents to get some…

— Karen Pence

How was I to know your pet was a god-killer? What kind of idiot ties herself down to one of his kind?…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“Thank you. That was the most fun I've had in a very long time." The horse felt the same way. His life…

— Suzanne Selfors

If we are uncritical we shall always find what we want: we shall look for, and find, confirmations, and we shall look…

— Karl Popper

It would have been so perfectly ironic if I had been killed by the dog, because I was petting a dog who…

— Pam Houston

Biological diversity is the key to the maintenance of the world as we know it... Eliminate one species, and another increases to…

— E. O. Wilson

Fang and I searched in every way we could think of and found a million institutes of one kind or another, in…

— James Patterson

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

— Ann Landers

Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is to enjoy it.

— Samuel Butler

Growing up, I had an insane crush on Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys.

— Erin O'Connor

A dog, I have always said, is prose; a cat is a poem.

— Jean Burden

A pekingeese is not a pet dog; he is an undersized lion.

— A. A. Milne

Saving just one pet won't change the world but surely the world will change for that one pet.

— Hilary Swank

Everything in life is speaking in spite of it's apparent silence.

— Hazrat Inayat Khan

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

— Robert Benchley

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

— Kin Hubbard

Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, and they pet you back.

— Andy Biersack

They're not so bad. They just need some attention. ...Like pets. Or my brother.

— Rick Riordan

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.

— Jim Davis

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

— Billy Graham

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

— Eddie Izzard

I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.

— Jean Cocteau

I have a pet peeve about bands that don't play their hits. I think it's kind of selfish.

— Art Alexakis