You only know that you're smart because you're around dumb people from time to time! — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I met so many people after I got rich and famous, and I learned that you can't ultimately trust people unless they… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, all natural, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy,… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
People basically aren't that racist. They want their laughs. If I make a white guy laugh, he's gonna come see me. He's… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I'll probably pay more attention to the musicians in the pit than the stars because they're the closest you're going to get… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I never watched the Oscars. Come on, it's a fashion show . . . What straight black man sits there and watches… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Only married people understand you can be miserable and happy at the same time. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I love seeing black people do normal things, being judged as normal people. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The only reaction that frightens me is people not laughing. It's extraordinary to me when you get a laugh. That you can… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
So there's a cloud of rage around me, but being an artist kind of changes that. No matter what you thought coming… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
For me, anything goes when I pick up a mike. I'm not trying to hurt people - I try not to get… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
We got no wealthy black people. We got rich people. Shaq is rich. The guy who signs his checks is wealthy. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Stand-up is the only career like that where once you get really big at it, people kind of encourage you not to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
A lot of racism going on in the world right now. Who's more racist? Black people or white people? Black people. You… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Farrakhan got everybody together for the Million Man March and everything. But Farrakhan don't like the Jews. Which is bugged. I get… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
The advantage that my children have is that my children are encountering the nicest white people that America has ever produced. Let’s… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When people try to read between the lines - critics, they have a job. Their job is to make something bigger than… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
When I hear people talk about juggling or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
If you live with a single parent, you don't see compromise. You witness a grown person living in a world where they do what… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Nobody ever says, 'Hey daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent.' 'Hey daddy, I sure love this hot water.' 'Hey daddy, it's easy to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You know the world is messed up when the tallest man in the NBA is Chinese, the best golfer is black, and the best… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
You can't think the thoughts you want to think if you think you're being watched. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
There's not one reference in that thing that doesn't play. People deal with emotions in music all the time, but comedians are always talking… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Here's the thing. When we talk about race relations in America or racial progress, it's all nonsense. There are no race relations. White people… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I was raised to believe that you had to do things better than white people in order to succeed. The old black shows were… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
