Scientists have determined that the most irritating sound to the human ear is the sound of a knife cutting a glass bottle.… — Peter Sagal Copy Share Image
But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
My money buys me the freedom not to be a member of the corporate structure. And I certainly don't feel guilty or… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Are you going to shoot me?' Vengeous sneered. 'I wouldn't be surprised. What would a thing like you know about honor? Only… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I wanted to be the moron of the family, because morons seemed to have more fun, more freedom and more personality. — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
I was a fool!" Percy roared, so loudly that Lupin nearly dropped his photograph. "I was an idiot, I was a pompous… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone who says that Iran will commit suicide with its nuclear power is a moron and has no business in discussion. — Reza Aslan Copy Share Image
Our failure to segregate morons who are increasing and multiplying . . . demonstrates our foolhardy and extravagant sentimentalism, — Margaret Sanger Copy Share Image
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it.… — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
What kind of moron would go to work for half the amount of money, when they could sit at home and collect… — Bill Goldberg Copy Share Image
Yeah, I’m thinking it’s a reunion or, since it is our classmates, a collection of idiots. Let’s call it a meese. Like… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
But we live in an age, ladies and gentlemen, where we are keeping morons alive in our gene pools by putting warnings… — Wil Anderson Copy Share Image
There is only one way to receive intellectual respect, and that is to earn it. A degree doesn't mean anything, as there… — Theodore Beale Copy Share Image
The full squat is a perfectly natural position for the leg to occupy. That's why there is a joint in the middle… — Mark Rippetoe Copy Share Image
I lived through the Cold War as a child, and we always thought a nuclear bomb could end life everywhere at any… — Louie Psihoyos Copy Share Image
P.P.S. AND YOU CAN TALK. "Just say the word." JUST SAY THE WORD? What kind of expression is that? WHAT WORD WOULD… — Jaclyn Moriarty Copy Share Image
A consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her. — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
...I am happy to welcome you to a town peopled in morons exclusively. Furthermore, I hope that your transformation to moron is… — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons… — Michael Winner Copy Share Image
It is always difficult for a woman to be grateful for a form of chivalry that seems to be based on the… — Alice Duer Miller Copy Share Image
I'll tell you what autism is. In 99 percent of the cases, it's a brat who hasn't been told to cut the… — Michael Savage Copy Share Image
Expel the object!" Freak shouts. "Regurgitate, you big moron!" and he gives me another thump and I cough up this yucky mess,… — Rodman Philbrick Copy Share Image
