Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork? — John McEnroe Copy Share Image
Whenever I'm out of town for at least a week, I feel like I should write a postcard or something, but you… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron. — Ted Rall Copy Share Image
“People are so cheap. Everyone wants quality, no one wants to pay for it. Here's the suburban dream-- to hire great workers… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
Paul Ryan, he is the real evil genius of the Republican party. He with his little hateful widow's peak and his smirky,… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
First they didn't believe in evolution. Then they didn't believe in global warming. Now the debt ceiling. What I call 'the moron… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
White men have screwed this country up! I would like a black, female…. everything all rolled into one.I want something different. I… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
There are now unmistakeable signs of a trend in favor of superior products at premium prices. The consumer is not a moron,… — David Ogilvy Copy Share Image
So, too, if, to our surprise, we should meet one of these morons whose remarks are so conspicuous a part of the… — Wallace Stevens Copy Share Image
Through lack of education, we're not teaching kids to read and write. So there is the danger that you raise up a… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Kyle is a werewolf?"asked Simon "Of course he's a werewolf,you moron"said Jace — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
It is very easy for me to imagine in 200 years, people looking back at chemotherapy as proof that people of the… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
All that self-expression has just created a generation of morons, hooked on an endless appetite for rubbish. — Vivienne Westwood Copy Share Image
What did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember that these are just simple… — Gene Wilder Copy Share Image
It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done. — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
NOOOO!" On the screen, a woman's eyes bugged almost out of her head, and I tried not to scream. Tried not to… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“Geniuses don't become geniuses until they find the right moron to compare themselves to.” — James McGregor Copy Share Image
You can't have an honest fourth grade school teacher. Mr. and Mrs. Jones, Johnny, your son, your only child, the fruit of… — Dom Irrera Copy Share Image
If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me. — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
