I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
For talking monkeys to speak of truth is hubris of the highest degree. Where is it writ large that talking monkeys should… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
We're all just bags of bones and muscle and hormones; I'll never understand what makes our minds do the things we do.… — Meshell Ndegeocello Copy Share Image
We find ourselves more taken with the running up and down, the games, and puerile simplicities of our children, than we do,… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Like pregnant women lose their teeth feeding the stranger, junkies lose their yellow fangs feeding the monkey. — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
A misfit like me getting anywhere in Hollywood as I somehow have, seemed, certainly at the time of 'Spanking The Monkey,' kind… — Jeremy Davies Copy Share Image
It sometimes strikes me that the whole of science is a piece of impudence; that nature can afford to ignore our impertinent… — Aleister Crowley Copy Share Image
Poetry, it is often said and loudly so, is life's true mirror. But a monkey looking into a work of literature looks… — Franz Grillparzer Copy Share Image
I am not going to spend any time whatsoever in attacking the Foreign Secretary. If we complain about the tune, there is… — Aneurin Bevan Copy Share Image
I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state. — Penelope Cruz Copy Share Image
If you look at the monkeys, you can learn many things about the men; if you look at the men, you can… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
How was your day?" Morelli asked me. "Oh, you know, the usual. Stole a truck. Blew up a building, and brought seven… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
All of my early images were really visual experiments to me. They were attempts to answer unasked questions like, what happens if… — Nancy Burson Copy Share Image
There's the Ronald Reagan cupped-ear gambit. The press is deliberately and systematically kept away from him. All you hear is a bunch… — John Chancellor Copy Share Image
I learned to swing on monkey bars over asphalt. I learned that if you fall, it hurts, so you try not to… — Tim Cordes Copy Share Image
...claiming my right to follow whethersoever science should lead... it is as respectable to be modified monkey as modified dirt. — Thomas Huxley Copy Share Image
It's so quiet this high up, the feeling you get is that you're one of those space monkeys. You do the little… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute. Indeed, my experiments have proven to… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
