People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys,… — Max Schneider Copy Share Image
"Softly, softly, catchee monkey," is the West African rendering of a very valuable precept. An awful lot of men fail through lack… — Robert Baden-Powell Copy Share Image
Technology is killing us. We think it's helping us but it's killing us. Don't ask me why because I don't have the… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Professional wrestling has moved so far to the athleticism side and people are overly indulging in the stunt monkeys, but that's why… — Matt Hardy Copy Share Image
I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them. — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
My spirit animal is a monkey. Because I have really long arms and I like being up high. — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
What is an adventure? That depends on where you are starting from. Little girls in your country, they hide in the gap… — Chris Cleave Copy Share Image
And besides, look at elder flowers and bluebells-they are a sign that pure creation takes place - even the butterfly. But humanity… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“i heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works… — Bill Hirst Copy Share Image
I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can… — Teddy Sheringham Copy Share Image
Why get rid of Chamberlain to put in Halifax? It's like getting rid of the organ-grinder to put in the monkey. — Barbara Castle, Baroness Castle of Blackburn Copy Share Image
Everything in the universe is everything else. A man is a killer is a saint is a monkey is a cockroach is… — Craig Clevenger Copy Share Image
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner… — Joseph Stilwell Copy Share Image
It has taken us two million years to elevate politics from the level of a monkey squabble, to a level comprehensible to… — Peter J. Carroll Copy Share Image
The voice was low and tinged with a hint of Scotland. It would have caused Alexia to shiver and think primal monkey… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
On one tour, I was collecting stories about pet monkeys. You'd be surprised how many people have stories about monkeys. The problem… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one… — Burton Malkiel Copy Share Image
I once threw myself a surprise party on Twitter because I was lonely. It was awesome. Thousands of people showed up and… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired… — Christopher Meloni Copy Share Image
It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
"Face the brutes." That is a lesson for all life-face the terrible, face it boldly. Like the monkeys, the hardships of life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My voice speaking is a monkey's mouth making little mouth noises that are carrying agree-upon meaning, and it is meaning that matters.… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
