Some say that AIDS came from the monkeys, and I doubt that because we have been living with monkeys from time immemorial,… — Wangari Maathai Copy Share Image
A few months ago, I had the pleasure of actually visiting the Playboy Mansion. I saw the peacocks, fed grapes to the… — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he… — Loren Eiseley Copy Share Image
It's not that big a mystery about types. It's not even that big a mystery why so many people are picking up… — Van Morrison Copy Share Image
I'm less upset with politicians than the media. I feel like politicians, there is a certain, inherent - you know, the way… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles; and man, with his wisdom! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
“Instead of politicians, let the monkeys govern the countries; at least they will steal only the bananas!” — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom. — Robin Ince Copy Share Image
To put it crudely but graphically, the monkey who did not have a realistic perception of the tree branch he jumped for… — George Gaylord Simpson Copy Share Image
You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans? — Christine O'Donnell Copy Share Image
Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore,… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
Let's face it, the average computer user has the brain of a Spider Monkey. — Bill Gates Copy Share Image
“It’s strange how what drives us may abandon us midstream, how what tickles our ears with lies one moment may tell us… — Christopher Hawke Copy Share Image
I hate being tickled. Sure, it makes me laugh, but when I get tickled, I get pissed off. I'm like a monkey… — Tara Reid Copy Share Image
You see the button with the guy with the tray, and you push it, and he arrives with a sandwich! And you… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
Blushing is the most peculiar and the most human of all expressions. Monkeys redden from passion, but it would require an overwhelming… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
There were two Republican responses to the State of the Union. So if you watched the whole night, it was kind of… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I have a very public love for orangutans. I have three stuffed animals I bring everywhere, and they're all monkeys. — Sophie Thatcher Copy Share Image
A great deal of my mail comes from fans of the 'Oz' picture - fans of all ages. The scholarly, the curious,… — Margaret Hamilton Copy Share Image
We're not going to save the monkey unless we can shed the monkey. And the greatest impetus, the greatest inspiration to the… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
I think the discomfort that some people feel in going to the monkey cages at the zoo is a warning sign. — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
There is no need to upset about the fact that our ancestors were monkeys, because they are capable chaps! Don't be sad… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Arctic Monkeys are actually one of my favourite bands going, which is really weird cos I went to school and college with… — Oliver Sykes Copy Share Image
