I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Even though one attacked me, the monkey forest in Ubud was still AMAZING! — Jayde Nicole Copy Share Image
“I drink coffee like goats walk on tightropes. It’s fun to watch, but it sure would be easier if this monkey dressed… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I suffered racial abuse in Lithuania, and in two games the fans were making monkey noises and throwing coins at me. — Paulinho Copy Share Image
“One thing that man HAS learned from history, is how to kill (animals) more efficiently.” — Diane van der Westhuizen Copy Share Image
"Softly, softly, catchee monkey," is the West African rendering of a very valuable precept. An awful lot of men fail through lack… — Robert Baden-Powell Copy Share Image
Our society spends a lot of money on prison bars. For the sake of our kids, let's invest in monkey bars. — Darell Hammond Copy Share Image
I don't mind if, according to the Law of Evolution, my grand grand grand etc. father is a monkey,but I do mind… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Do anything in this world but monkey with somebody eles's religion. What reasoning of conceit makes anyone think theirs is right? — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“See what monkeys we are! Look, such is man!" and at once all renown, all intelligence, all the attainments of the spirit,… — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
I've been thinking recently about all the qualities you need in order to be an actor. First and foremost, you've got to… — Jessica Raine Copy Share Image
One of my main problems with music is that the basic formula is always the same: verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, verse,… — Buzz Osborne Copy Share Image
She is like a monkey virus and will infect you and bleed you dry after you've given her too much personal information,… — Lisa Kennedy Montgomery Copy Share Image
If we could establish a deep abiding relationship with nature, we would never kill an animal for our appetite; we would never… — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
“After Supper the Master dismissed all except Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Sha the Monk. He took them out with him and… — Wu Cheng'en Copy Share Image
“New things always look weird to begin with. Imagine being the first monkey who grew a thumb. No one realized how useful… — Nat Luurtsema Copy Share Image
“He seemed to notice for the first time that we weren't exactly rushing to his side, but were mainly watching him as… — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder. — Aneurin Bevan Copy Share Image
A woman has to look good, but a man—a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough. — Meir Shalev Copy Share Image
I don't want my Patronus to be a monkey! Even though that's totally what it is. — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
“Victor Vigny: A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
A monkey glances up and sees a banana, and that's as far as he looks. A visionary looks up and sees the… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
It does get old to have to always be a monkey in a zoo. I don't know what it's like any more… — Kevin Bacon Copy Share Image
“Whatever you do right now... don't think of a purple monkey. I bet you thought of a purple monkey.” — Robert Duff Copy Share Image
Endgame' has a definite association with my life. I see Hamm as The Establishment and me as the monkey boy who comes… — Lee Evans Copy Share Image
“I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!” — Jonathan Dunne Copy Share Image
“I can’t believe you grew up and ate a monkey. Worse, I can’t believe I let a guy who ate a monkey… — Rachel Gibson Copy Share Image
“[Stephanie] That's not the point. I can't just let monkeys loose in Trenton. [Lula] Why not? There's all kinds of crazy shit… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
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