'Monkey Island 2' was a huge game for me. It kind of taught me all about comedy. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language. -Alan — The Hangover 2 Copy Share Image
An example from the monkey: the higher it climbs, the more you see of its behind — German Proverb Copy Share Image
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
“Still, Monkey Shines is, to date, the only monkey-versus-quadriplegic movie ever made, and that's got to count for something. Trivia:” — Dan Whitehead Copy Share Image
“The planet pulses in my blood vessels, I cannot fit into a monkey's passport. Cosmos bubbles through my consciousness, I cannot fit… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe. — Tom T. Hall Copy Share Image
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, dont stress my son u… — Ali Bassam Copy Share Image
“The rich rarely give a black dog for a white monkey, my friend. It's the way of the world.” — Karen Essex Copy Share Image
“I hold my plush monkey over the bannister and let it drop. Its eyes light up when you squeeze its kidneys as… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
“A monkey's mind is curious. So we can treasure that; as we are curious too… Yet meanwhile by simply releasing all attachment… — Leland Lewis Copy Share Image
Any other filmmaker would say, 'Okay, that's enough craziness.' Ridley's like, 'Yes, yes, yes, a monkey, and a donkey, and this horse.'… — Fred Hechinger Copy Share Image
When I was little, my dad used to call me 'Bandarella,' because I was a mess - a Bandar is a monkey… — Priyanka Chopra Copy Share Image
It's true that my research expertise is in biology: for example, the Ebola virus, the Marburg virus, and monkey pox, and not… — Steven Hatfill Copy Share Image
“The monkey liked most humans. They left food cans outside their homes for his family to rummage through in the morning sun.… — Cole Alpaugh Copy Share Image
I could have my hair really short. I didn't have to wear dresses, I could wear baggy old T-shirts and ripped trousers… — Kathy Burke Copy Share Image
“If we are not willing to let go knotty and prickly issues in time, our mental frame can be wrecked before long.… — Erik Pevernagie Copy Share Image
I looked into studying psychoanalysis, wrote to the governing body and was about to start the year where they psychoanalyse you, four… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“every time a reader leaves a book review, a crippled monkey gets a free banana. I” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
I loved Super-Monkey; always wanted to do something with him but it never happened. — Elliot S. Maggin Copy Share Image
We see the man when we look at the monkey; we see the monkey when we look at the man! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do… — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
I was 13 and one of the boys on the other team called me a monkey. When I was younger, that sort… — Michail Antonio Copy Share Image
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
I do not identify as a person with a disability. I'm a disabled person. And I'll be a monkey's disabled uncle if… — Stella Young Copy Share Image
One of my most laughable moments was when we visited the monkeys in Ubud - they really seemed to like me and… — Carolyn Murphy Copy Share Image
I would like to get some points across about my sport and hopefully people can understand it a bit more and appreciate… — Dorian Yates Copy Share Image
Someone.. MISSES U.. NEEDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ¦ THE ZOO .. — Babloo Copy Share Image
Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich and four-assed mongoose. - Mafesto — South Park Copy Share Image
Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you? — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
