“I am the orangutan of love. OK, who am I kidding? I’m merely the love monkey.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Hey! I’m still fuckin’ this monkey. She’s just here to take pictures.” — Michael Stephen Fuchs Copy Share Image
“A monkey could do my job better and with more hilarious results.” — Marie-Helene Bertino Copy Share Image
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't Consider Yourself an ugly person,consider yourself a beautiful monkey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was Boots The Monkey in 'Dora The Explorer Live Dora's Pirate Adventure,' and it was the greatest! — Frankie Grande Copy Share Image
In Mozambique, the story goes, monkeys do not talk, because they know if they utter even a single word some man will… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
She ~ You're batshit crazy. Me ~ You knew this before you let me feed your monkey a banana. That was pretty… — Rudy Copy Share Image
Fans insult me and call me 'monkey.' At first, I was quite shocked, but now I do not give it importance. — Dani Alves Copy Share Image
People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey… — Lorne Michaels Copy Share Image
My favorite emoji is definitely the sad face, like the 'See, I'm sorry' sad face, which I use all the time... Or… — Jade Thirlwall Copy Share Image
It is no loss to mankind when one writer decides to call it a day. When a tree falls in the forest,… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
My Fiat Multipla is bright green - it looks like a frog. I look like a monkey, so between the two of… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
“The idea of a monkey, albeit a slightly more sophisticated than average one, probing inside of my mind as though she were… — David Simpson Copy Share Image
“I guess you could say I’ve got a monkey on my back. A monkey named Darwin.” He shrugged off the trench coat… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
What I've been doing with my misfit, so-called acting career in film from day one on my first film, 'Spanking The Monkey',… — Jeremy Davies Copy Share Image
The newly released movie 'Noah' features a retelling of the creation story that clearly depicts Darwinian evolution transforming a single-cell organism into… — Aaron Klein Copy Share Image
Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
With a progressive issue, it was always a monkey that was chasing me down. I had a great fear of losing my… — Mandy Harvey Copy Share Image
It wasn't until a few years ago, when I was going through old Facebook pictures with a friend, and happened upon a… — Lolly Adefope Copy Share Image
But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
One monkey don't stop no show. Not one, not six. The struggle continues. — Toni Cade Bambara Copy Share Image
Nobody can make a monkey out of anyone who isn't a monkey to start with. — Esther Forbes Copy Share Image
Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor. — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
You can get the monkey off your back, but the circus never leaves town — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
