MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
My spirit animal is a monkey. Because I have really long arms and I like being up high. — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you? — Don Whillans Copy Share Image
Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On one tour, I was collecting stories about pet monkeys. You'd be surprised how many people have stories about monkeys. The problem… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Somebody must take a chance. There are monkeys who became men, and the monkeys who didn't are still jumping around in trees… — Lincoln Steffens Copy Share Image
Young people are intimidating. But I really want them to like me. There is something about a group of teens that turns… — Shweta Bachchan Nanda Copy Share Image
My favorite thing to wear from about first to third grade was a blue t-shirt with an iron-on monkey and the caption… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
I went dead broke - twice! - trying to get Gas Monkey up and going. And when I say broke, I mean… — Richard Rawlings Copy Share Image
This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey. — ZZ Top Copy Share Image
I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he… — Loren Eiseley Copy Share Image
The most accomplished monkey cannot draw a monkey, this only man can do; just as it is also only man who regards… — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
Since I first got my iPhone and 'Super Monkey Ball' came out, I was like, 'Oh my gosh, this is great.' I'm… — Todd Howard Copy Share Image
“nor the dog she carries in her arms. Your power over our band is now ended, and you will never see us… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
Wait." "So what am I supposed to do now?" "You know, Jin, I would have saved myself from five hundred years' imprisonment… — Gene Luen Yang Copy Share Image
Like many actors, I started off as a monkey. My first job ever was as an extra in Tim Burton's 'Planet of… — Kelly Stables Copy Share Image
We are creatures of information and the imagination. The monkey we are already beginning to transform and shed. We don't look like… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I started making monkey bridges, like kids do, and climbing and rappelling with ropes. Very naturally, I needed some knots. At the… — Philippe Petit Copy Share Image
We worship not the Graces, nor the Parcae, but Fashion. She spins and weaves and cuts with full authority. The head monkey… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Wearing a monkey suit really lets you know where you stand as an actor. — Kelly Stables Copy Share Image
It is a lot better to come from an evolved monkey than from a fallen angel. — Marcellin Boule Copy Share Image
“As a baby, Oliver Cromwell was abducted by his grandfather’s pet monkey.” — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
With the zodiac, if I wasn't a monkey, or maybe a dragon, I wouldn't talk about it. — Michele Lamy Copy Share Image
“Monkey see, monkey do. Human being don’t see, human being don’t do.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
