Don't Consider Yourself an ugly person,consider yourself a beautiful monkey. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person.. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't want my Patronus to be a monkey! Even though that's totally what it is. — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
A woman has to look good, but a man—a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough. — Meir Shalev Copy Share Image
I seem to go through phases with collecting stuff: vintage Japanese men's magazines, coconut monkey carvings, '70s belt buckles. — Michael Bastian Copy Share Image
It is no loss to mankind when one writer decides to call it a day. When a tree falls in the forest,… — Richard Ford Copy Share Image
My favorite emoji is definitely the sad face, like the 'See, I'm sorry' sad face, which I use all the time... Or… — Jade Thirlwall Copy Share Image
“Are you an evolutionist? I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But let’s suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why can’t we… — Harrison Wheeler Copy Share Image
People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey… — Lorne Michaels Copy Share Image
Fans insult me and call me 'monkey.' At first, I was quite shocked, but now I do not give it importance. — Dani Alves Copy Share Image
She ~ You're batshit crazy. Me ~ You knew this before you let me feed your monkey a banana. That was pretty… — Rudy Copy Share Image
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
The first book I could call mine, my first book, was a picture book, 'The Magic Monkey' - it was adapted from… — Nick Flynn Copy Share Image
'Friend Monkey' is really my favorite of all my books because the Hindu myth on which it is based is my favorite… — P. L. Travers Copy Share Image
“Mr. Charles Darwin, who looked a bit like God which is interesting, wrote a book called You're a Fucking Monkey, Mate. He… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
A child comes to see his father play, have fun, make people happy, and what does he see? He sees people booing… — Samuel Eto'o Copy Share Image
Most girls are taught to avoid risk and failure. We're taught to smile pretty, play it safe, get all A's. Boys, on… — Reshma Saujani Copy Share Image
"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a barrelful of… — Tom Shales Copy Share Image
3 monkeys sittin' under a coconut tree discussing things as they are set to be. Said one to the others now listen… — Damian Marley Copy Share Image
I'm a brand type guy and we want to make sure that 'Gas Monkey' is out there in every arena that we… — Richard Rawlings Copy Share Image
Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder. — Aneurin Bevan Copy Share Image