MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“every time a reader leaves a book review, a crippled monkey gets a free banana. I” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
We see the man when we look at the monkey; we see the monkey when we look at the man! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
I loved Super-Monkey; always wanted to do something with him but it never happened. — Elliot S. Maggin Copy Share Image
When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language. -Alan — The Hangover 2 Copy Share Image
“I hold my plush monkey over the bannister and let it drop. Its eyes light up when you squeeze its kidneys as… — Frederick Buechner Copy Share Image
A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, dont stress my son u… — Ali Bassam Copy Share Image
“The rich rarely give a black dog for a white monkey, my friend. It's the way of the world.” — Karen Essex Copy Share Image
Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Like that Chinese monkey trying to grab the moon in the water," Uncle Chaim said to me once. "That's me, a Chinese… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
“Mary was a famous fairground attraction but she doesn't really count as she rather famously turned out to be a monkey.” — Sandi Toksvig Copy Share Image
The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
At the zoo, all the animals have a decent composure, except for the monkeys. You get the feeling man is very close… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The first movie I ever saw was a blaxploitation movie. It was called 'Monkey Hustle.' Like I said, just listen to the… — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
A monkey was carrying two handfuls of peas. One little pea dropped out. He tried to pick it up, and split twenty.… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
I work out for about an hour each day on the mat. I do exercises that use my bodyweight, then I practice… — Rickson Gracie Copy Share Image
When you are brought up in a zoo, you know what's going on in the monkey house. You see a couple of… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
If I scroll down my Instagram replies, the tenth one down features a racist emoji - which is not unusual. So I… — Troy Deeney Copy Share Image
That's been the secret to 'Gas Monkey': Move fast. I opened the first restaurant within a year and a half. Most people… — Richard Rawlings Copy Share Image
Picture this," said Magnus. "Me with a little monkey friend. I could teach him tricks. I could dress him in a cunning… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
On the second day God created the monkey. God said, Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you… — Sadie Copy Share Image
