Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
An example from the monkey: the higher it climbs, the more you see of its behind — German Proverb Copy Share Image
'Monkey Island 2' was a huge game for me. It kind of taught me all about comedy. — Bryan Lee O'Malley Copy Share Image
If you think that you must grow corn, then it would better be on good terms with monkeys. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
The higher the Ape goes, the more he shewes his taile. [The higher the ape goes, the more he shows his tail.] — George Herbert Copy Share Image
“The biggest problem facing a monkey today is: trees. There's bloody great huge trees everywhere; getting in the way. (Leaps And Bounds)” — Peter Coomber Copy Share Image
Born of a fallen rib from the monkey's womb. Overcooked by cathode rays evolved to consume. — Angelspit Copy Share Image
“I do not make mistakes, little monkey. A monkey I intended you to be. A monkey you are.” — Gene Luen Yang Copy Share Image
If you understand why a monkey in a family is always mocked and harassed, you understand why monks are rejected by all--both… — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
“Here." Sam came over, stripped down to his boxers. "Hunch forward and put your head down." Robin looked at him. "My safe… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
“Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is. It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine.” — Cindy Roland Anderson Copy Share Image
To put it crudely but graphically, the monkey who did not have a realistic perception of the tree branch he jumped for… — George Gaylord Simpson Copy Share Image
I started out in 1989 doing open mic nights. The first 10 years, I was literally all about I'm going to be… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
Every woman's path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
“It is not the purpose of the universe to get things done as quickly and efficiently as possible. That's a mortal preoccupation,… — J.Z. Colby Copy Share Image
“Why should you think it so strange that in some countries there are monkeys which insinuates themselves into the good graces of… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
Everything in the universe is everything else. A man is a killer is a saint is a monkey is a cockroach is… — Craig Clevenger Copy Share Image
In Asia, there aren't many characters as iconoclastic as the Monkey King. He's a trickster and contrarian character who works everywhere -… — Rob Minkoff Copy Share Image
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. — Alvah Bessie Copy Share Image
A person who misses a chance and the monkey who misses its branch can't be saved — Indian Proverb Copy Share Image
Don't think yourself of an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
“Morals; the pathetic answer to authority Seen two gorillas sharing a banana?” — M. COCHET M Copy Share Image
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys! — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
You know, you can really count on a monkey to surprise you as well. — Fred Hechinger Copy Share Image