My spirit animal is a monkey. Because I have really long arms and I like being up high. — Margot Robbie Copy Share Image
I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved. — W. S. Gilbert Copy Share Image
Everybody saying this, everybody doing that. I ain't never been good at monkey see monkey do... are you? — Gee Linder Copy Share Image
Someone.. MISSES U.. NEEDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ¦ THE ZOO .. — Babloo Copy Share Image
I would like to get some points across about my sport and hopefully people can understand it a bit more and appreciate… — Dorian Yates Copy Share Image
One of my most laughable moments was when we visited the monkeys in Ubud - they really seemed to like me and… — Carolyn Murphy Copy Share Image
I do not identify as a person with a disability. I'm a disabled person. And I'll be a monkey's disabled uncle if… — Stella Young Copy Share Image
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
I was 13 and one of the boys on the other team called me a monkey. When I was younger, that sort… — Michail Antonio Copy Share Image
As for monkeys, I would have five, and they would be named: See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, Do… — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, all I knew about Michael Jackson was that he was crazy. He had a monkey named Bubbles… — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry, was that a monkey riding my dog?” “It was. A baby tamarin. We need to get it back to the… — Gayla Drummond Copy Share Image
My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't… — French Montana Copy Share Image
I started making monkey bridges, like kids do, and climbing and rappelling with ropes. Very naturally, I needed some knots. At the… — Philippe Petit Copy Share Image
There is a terrible lot of us who don't think that we come from a monkey, but if there are some people… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We worship not the Graces, nor the Parcae, but Fashion. She spins and weaves and cuts with full authority. The head monkey… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
I realised some Lazio fans were making monkey noises whenever I touched the ball. It is impossible to know what you are… — Kalidou Koulibaly Copy Share Image
“Well, that was a thrilling adventure, Max! I can hardly believe we were buried alive by a band of gassy-smelling pirates." "Yeah,… — Steve Purcell Copy Share Image
“At the zoo, I stood in front of the primate cage listening to a woman marvel at how “presidential” the four-hundred-pound gorilla… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
“At the zoo, I stood in front of the primate cage listening to a woman marvel at how “presidential” the four-hundred-pound gorilla… — Paul Beatty Copy Share Image
Watch them clamber, these swift monkeys! They clamber over one another and thus drag one another into the mud and the depth.… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
If I found myself alone on planet Earth, no other humans, I would have sex with a monkey in like two minutes.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“They say that animals are incapable of feelings and reasoning. This is false. No living thing on earth is void of either.… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
“I was reading about animals a while back and there was this motherfucking scientist in France back in the thirties or forties… — Cheryl Strayed Copy Share Image
“Are you okay?” I waved my hand at him dismissively. He crouched down, touched my cheek, looked me up and down, and… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
