“It is not the purpose of the universe to get things done as quickly and efficiently as possible. That's a mortal preoccupation,… — J.Z. Colby Copy Share Image
Let's do it. Monkeys are always funny. You pretty much can't go wrong with a monkey, right? Hi paused. Well unless that… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“Why should you think it so strange that in some countries there are monkeys which insinuates themselves into the good graces of… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
I started out in 1989 doing open mic nights. The first 10 years, I was literally all about I'm going to be… — Jim Breuer Copy Share Image
To put it crudely but graphically, the monkey who did not have a realistic perception of the tree branch he jumped for… — George Gaylord Simpson Copy Share Image
On the second day God created the monkey. God said, Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you… — Sadie Copy Share Image
Picture this," said Magnus. "Me with a little monkey friend. I could teach him tricks. I could dress him in a cunning… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Every woman's path is difficult, and many mothers were as equipped to raise children as wire monkey mothers. I say that without… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
That's been the secret to 'Gas Monkey': Move fast. I opened the first restaurant within a year and a half. Most people… — Richard Rawlings Copy Share Image
I work out for about an hour each day on the mat. I do exercises that use my bodyweight, then I practice… — Rickson Gracie Copy Share Image
If I scroll down my Instagram replies, the tenth one down features a racist emoji - which is not unusual. So I… — Troy Deeney Copy Share Image
When you are brought up in a zoo, you know what's going on in the monkey house. You see a couple of… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
A monkey was carrying two handfuls of peas. One little pea dropped out. He tried to pick it up, and split twenty.… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
The first movie I ever saw was a blaxploitation movie. It was called 'Monkey Hustle.' Like I said, just listen to the… — Michael Jai White Copy Share Image
“Well, that was a thrilling adventure, Max! I can hardly believe we were buried alive by a band of gassy-smelling pirates." "Yeah,… — Steve Purcell Copy Share Image
I realised some Lazio fans were making monkey noises whenever I touched the ball. It is impossible to know what you are… — Kalidou Koulibaly Copy Share Image
