Monkey Quotes

I fear the monkey in your soul.

— Steely Dan

Let your monkey do it.

— Ina May Gaskin

Monkey D. Luffy mom =)) bwahahahaha.

— Josiefienn

Hold on tight, spider monkey!

— Edward Cullen

I've never said flange to a monkey!

— Russell Howard

I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.

— Alan Garner

“Softly, softly, catchy Monkey”

— Charlie Chan

God Schmod, I want my Monkey man.

— Bart Simpson

I'm not very good at being a performing monkey.

— Prince Charles

In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

— Stephen Colbert

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

— Robert Benchley

With the zodiac, if I wasn't a monkey, or maybe a dragon, I wouldn't talk about it.

— Michele Lamy

“Monkey see, monkey do. Human being don’t see, human being don’t do.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Yeah and purple monkeys fly from my ass at dawn.”

— Diana Graves

“if you're dealing with monkeys, you got to expect some wrenches…”

— errol flynn

It is a lot better to come from an evolved monkey than from a fallen angel.

— Marcellin Boule

“An American monkey, an Ateles, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus was wiser than many men.”

— Michael Kuhar

When a monkey cannot reach the fruit, it says it's not sweet. Just like human that keep finding excuses over their weaknesses

— Author Name

You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

Science says that human are orginated from monkeys but they dont say that how monkey are orginated.

— Patrick Ngetich

If Man United and Liverpool fans feel better by calling me a black monkey in my messages... feel free to carry on…

— Wilfried Zaha

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you…

— Pat Paulsen

In the past, I have approximated the look of monkey fur and yak hair with human hair because it's inexpensive, and it…

— Chris March

“Our names and titles are assigned randomly by a small monkey who has been fed an exceedingly large amount of gin.”

— Brandon Sanderson

The character of the monkey just grew from something out of his face and my granddad's personality. They fused, and that's what…

— Nina Conti

When I would be myself, I was being big-headed. I was being egotistical. I was a megalomaniac, when it really was just…

— Jerry Lewis

I looked into studying psychoanalysis, wrote to the governing body and was about to start the year where they psychoanalyse you, four…

— Nina Conti

“If we are not willing to let go knotty and prickly issues in time, our mental frame can be wrecked before long.…

— Erik Pevernagie

My roots are in music. But Eileen Ford saw my high school graduation picture, and next thing I knew I was on…

— Bebe Buell

“The monkey liked most humans. They left food cans outside their homes for his family to rummage through in the morning sun.…

— Cole Alpaugh

It's true that my research expertise is in biology: for example, the Ebola virus, the Marburg virus, and monkey pox, and not…

— Steven Hatfill

When I was little, my dad used to call me 'Bandarella,' because I was a mess - a Bandar is a monkey…

— Priyanka Chopra

“The boatman then gently guided the raft across. They saw a dead body floating. At the sight of this, the Master was…

— Wu Cheng'en

“The keepers would give the gorillas an assortment of fruits and vegetables each afternoon, and on this particular occasion, Judy Sievert tossed…

— Eugene Linden

“I’d been traveling in Asia long enough to know that monkeys there are nothing like their trombone-playing, tambourine-banging cousins I’d seen on…

— Christopher Ryan

“I mean to say, we all sprang from humble origins. Goodness gracious, who would have thought that a species of monkey would…

— R. Chetwynd-Hayes

“Do you like flora and fauna? How about plants and animals? Because we have more of that beautiful crap than we know…

— Colin Nissan

“And alas! the look went still deeper, went far below the faults, defects and hopelessness of our time, our intellect, our culture…

— Herman Hesse

“Trust me, Mr. Dalton, no one would ever confuse you with a playful little monkey. Perhaps one of those terrifying gorillas at…

— Zoe Archer

“I can tell you that these two statues are not monkeys native to India. This one’s a spider monkey. They come from…

— Colleen Houck