“As a baby, Oliver Cromwell was abducted by his grandfather’s pet monkey.” — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
Wearing a monkey suit really lets you know where you stand as an actor. — Kelly Stables Copy Share Image
Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you? — Don Whillans Copy Share Image
“Hello, companion," said Magnus. The monkey made a terrible sound, half snarl and half hiss. "I begin to rather doubt the beauty… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men. — Harry Hooton Copy Share Image
Girls like to monkey bar...They like to hold on to one until they move on to the next one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings. — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
“You cannot expect a man to love you, but not because of your body or physical construction. It is like giving a… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
My uncle's the archbishop of Jamaica. It is a very Catholic family. There was no monkey business going on. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
“wounded turkey do? Hobble, hobble!) Now, some monkeys might do fine in the trees, but I prefer the dance floor of” — Allison Pittman Copy Share Image
Here is a monkey with four asses. And here of course is my four-assed ostrich and four-assed mongoose. - Mafesto — South Park Copy Share Image
Any other filmmaker would say, 'Okay, that's enough craziness.' Ridley's like, 'Yes, yes, yes, a monkey, and a donkey, and this horse.'… — Fred Hechinger Copy Share Image
“A monkey's mind is curious. So we can treasure that; as we are curious too… Yet meanwhile by simply releasing all attachment… — Leland Lewis Copy Share Image
I had to deal with it so often, I found ways of making a point against racism. When I played against Real… — Samuel Eto'o Copy Share Image
I could have my hair really short. I didn't have to wear dresses, I could wear baggy old T-shirts and ripped trousers… — Kathy Burke Copy Share Image
For a while, the world for me was like a set of monkey bars. I swung from one place to the next,… — Amanda Lindhout Copy Share Image
“When the birds had all flown, the monkey landed on May’s pillow and smacked it, letting her know it was time to… — James Riley Copy Share Image
I was warming up with a couple of team-mates. We were all coloured and there were monkey chants. There were about 10… — Rhian Brewster Copy Share Image
“Monkeys are dangerous animals. Don't be fooled by the cute exterior," Eve said like she was imparting some sage wisdom. "Look," I… — Sloane Tanen Copy Share Image
“Monkeys" "You can buy cooler, more humdrum pets-- a monkey deprived of his mother in the cradle feels the want of her… — Robert Lowell Copy Share Image
I was about 12 years old and I was sitting watching the television and it was some kind of talent show, you… — Nick Cave Copy Share Image
“Quite recently the human descent theory has been stigmatized as the 'gorilla theory of human ancestry.' All this despite the fact that… — Henry Fairfield Osborn Copy Share Image
It is rather an unpleasant fact, that the ugliest and awkwardest of brute animals have the greatest resemblance to man: the monkey… — Charles Lamb Copy Share Image
“He couldn’t save the world outright, but he could aid it by living a life of integrity and contentment. If enough people… — Jasun Ether Copy Share Image
“What the monkey!” My dad slammed through my door and burst into my room wearing nothing but his bathrobe. We all looked… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Magnus threw the monkey a fig. The monkey took the fig. "There," said Magnus. "Let us consider the matter settled." The monkey… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“The monkey didn't help matters any. He was sitting on top of the microbus, just watching the undead plunge to their end.… — Max Brooks Copy Share Image