It is the natural order of things that successive generations will achieve more than their predecessors. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
How I've fed my kids over the years is by doing stand-up comedy in clubs. — Dominic Holland Children Copy Share Image
I had a crisis of confidence and ran away from being a standup for a while. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Making people laugh is the only thing I've ever done naturally. — Dominic Holland Comedy Copy Share Image
Seeing a full room of punters queuing for my show is always heartening. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Tom has a gilded life which I have had a glimpse of. Yes, he does travel in private jets. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I've written 'Eclipsed' as a funny story. It is completely bonkers. — Dominic Holland Eclipsed Copy Share Image
There is nothing quite as loud as the silence of an audience when a comedian is on stage. — Dominic Holland Comedian Copy Share Image
I am not a natural show-off. Some of the monster comedians are terrifyingly assured, and I don't have that, and that's held… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I was spectacularly average at school, while my two brothers did really well academically. But my dad never said I didn't try… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I might get a break again, and I might get back on telly. If I don't, I'll just keep doing stand-up and… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
All kids should vote - it gives them the opportunity to whinge afterwards because you can't complain if you haven't voted. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Edinburgh is the most pressurised environment to do comedy. You get an hour. There's no compere. You'd better be on the money… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Invest your money safely. Avoid the risky lure of spectacular returns; go for an investment that cannot lose its value. This is… — Dominic Holland Customer Copy Share Image
I got heckled by a woman, and my riposte fixed upon her unfortunate hair texture, only for her to remove her wig… — Dominic Holland Hair Copy Share Image
When I do a show, I jot little notes for me to remember, and when the show is done and forgotten, I… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I just talk about the funny things in my life, and the idea is that my observations reflect the lives of my… — Dominic Holland Comedy Copy Share Image
In my career, all my most important breaks have come from Edinburgh. Winning awards, being reviewed, bagging my BBCR4 series and the… — Dominic Holland Career Copy Share Image
I've been recognised in garages. I'll be paying for my petrol, and I'll see this guy looking at me, thinking, 'Is it… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
My Fiat Multipla is bright green - it looks like a frog. I look like a monkey, so between the two of… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
The house I've bought in London, the holidays, everything has been bought from making people laugh, and if you'd said to me… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
No one likes a pushy parent, and, 'pride' being one of the seven deadly sins, I needed to tread very carefully when… — Dominic Holland Being Copy Share Image
Even though Bandos is one of the biggest islands in the Maldives, it only takes 20 minutes to walk round. All it… — Dominic Holland Food Copy Share Image
It's because finance is so baffling that makes being an economist such a safe option. It nestles down comfortably with psychiatry and… — Dominic Holland Astrology Copy Share Image
I have tried many times to write a TV sitcom - with little success. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Doing stand-up is not normal. People fear public speaking above all other things, and I am no different. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is not for the faint-hearted or the thin-skinned. — Dominic Holland Comedy Copy Share Image
I find it pressurising coming to the Voodoo Rooms to do my hour of comedy. — Dominic Holland Comedy Copy Share Image
The garden is something I always try to get into, but it always beats me. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I am a professional comedian, a published novelist, and a general wit for hire. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
As a parent, I often wonder what I should be encouraging my kids to do for a career. — Dominic Holland Career Copy Share Image
I always think stand-up is the most brutal environment for a comedian. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
My job is to make people laugh. If I've upset them instead, then I haven't done my job properly. — Dominic Holland Comedy Copy Share Image
I like to call myself numerically dyslexic, but officially, I am mathematically thick. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
