I find it pressurising coming to the Voodoo Rooms to do my hour of comedy. — Dominic Holland Comedy Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is not for the faint-hearted or the thin-skinned. — Dominic Holland Comedy Copy Share Image
Doing stand-up is not normal. People fear public speaking above all other things, and I am no different. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I like to call myself numerically dyslexic, but officially, I am mathematically thick. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
My job is to make people laugh. If I've upset them instead, then I haven't done my job properly. — Dominic Holland Comedy Copy Share Image
I always think stand-up is the most brutal environment for a comedian. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I am a professional comedian, a published novelist, and a general wit for hire. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
My story is comic because I've spent vast amounts of effort trying to become a Hollywood screenwriter and made no direct effort… — Dominic Holland Actor Copy Share Image
Many years ago, I was a young and, dare I say it, very hot new comedian. Maybe even the hottest of all… — Dominic Holland Comedian Copy Share Image
When I was a little boy, I was fascinated by the way my dad used to laugh at the telly, and from… — Dominic Holland Age Copy Share Image
For comics, Edinburgh makes no financial or medical sense. Get an audience; that's the first task. Once the punters are in, simply… — Dominic Holland Audience Copy Share Image
I even like the Scottish weather because, like everywhere in the U.K., you can't have great beauty without lots of rain. — Dominic Holland Beauty Copy Share Image
A barrel of laughs should be enough, but it's not. A good review is official and endures. A bad one is like… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Because it's such a good car, I think we'll have a Multipla till the kids leave home, which is tragic because I… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Where I live in south London, it is a very Tory area, so a Labour vote is a wasted vote. My leanings… — Dominic Holland Europe Copy Share Image
No one likes a pushy parent, and, 'pride' being one of the seven deadly sins, I needed to tread very carefully when… — Dominic Holland Being Copy Share Image
The house I've bought in London, the holidays, everything has been bought from making people laugh, and if you'd said to me… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Edinburgh is a world city, visited throughout the year for its beauty and history, but in August, it is the City of… — Dominic Holland Art Copy Share Image
It's because finance is so baffling that makes being an economist such a safe option. It nestles down comfortably with psychiatry and… — Dominic Holland Astrology Copy Share Image
Even though Bandos is one of the biggest islands in the Maldives, it only takes 20 minutes to walk round. All it… — Dominic Holland Food Copy Share Image
In my career, all my most important breaks have come from Edinburgh. Winning awards, being reviewed, bagging my BBCR4 series and the… — Dominic Holland Career Copy Share Image
I just talk about the funny things in my life, and the idea is that my observations reflect the lives of my… — Dominic Holland Comedy Copy Share Image
My Fiat Multipla is bright green - it looks like a frog. I look like a monkey, so between the two of… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
As a parent, I often wonder what I should be encouraging my kids to do for a career. — Dominic Holland Career Copy Share Image
The garden is something I always try to get into, but it always beats me. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Tom has a gilded life which I have had a glimpse of. Yes, he does travel in private jets. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Seeing a full room of punters queuing for my show is always heartening. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
Making people laugh is the only thing I've ever done naturally. — Dominic Holland Comedy Copy Share Image
How I've fed my kids over the years is by doing stand-up comedy in clubs. — Dominic Holland Children Copy Share Image
I had a crisis of confidence and ran away from being a standup for a while. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
It is the natural order of things that successive generations will achieve more than their predecessors. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
There is nothing quite as loud as the silence of an audience when a comedian is on stage. — Dominic Holland Comedian Copy Share Image
I have tried many times to write a TV sitcom - with little success. — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
I've written 'Eclipsed' as a funny story. It is completely bonkers. — Dominic Holland Eclipsed Copy Share Image
