I can do a really loud monkey call. I can put both my legs behind my back. And I can stick my… — Amy Landecker Copy Share Image
A monkey was the President, though maybe not the first. And there was peace and harmony throughout the universe. — Tom T. Hall Copy Share Image
“The planet pulses in my blood vessels, I cannot fit into a monkey's passport. Cosmos bubbles through my consciousness, I cannot fit… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Still, Monkey Shines is, to date, the only monkey-versus-quadriplegic movie ever made, and that's got to count for something. Trivia:” — Dan Whitehead Copy Share Image
The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
I was on 'In Search of the Partridge Family,' MTV'S 'Miss Seventeen,' and the comedy 'Love Monkey.' — Teddy Geiger Copy Share Image
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Life is sometimes to be a monkey with a monkey, to be a dog with a dog, a bird with a bird,… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
My father was the captain of a cargo ship. When I was about two years old, we used to sail with him.… — Jim Sarbh Copy Share Image
We are creatures of information and the imagination. The monkey we are already beginning to transform and shed. We don't look like… — Terence McKenna Copy Share Image
Wait." "So what am I supposed to do now?" "You know, Jin, I would have saved myself from five hundred years' imprisonment… — Gene Luen Yang Copy Share Image
“nor the dog she carries in her arms. Your power over our band is now ended, and you will never see us… — L. Frank Baum Copy Share Image
Like many actors, I started off as a monkey. My first job ever was as an extra in Tim Burton's 'Planet of… — Kelly Stables Copy Share Image
I got really lucky that at age 12, I knew I just wanted to be a dancing monkey in front of people… — Jim Norton Copy Share Image
I'll confess that, from an early age, I was a huge fan of President Reagan because my parents bought me an enormous… — Uzodinma Iweala Copy Share Image
It was hard enough to drive those heavy old cars back then under normal circumstances, but with a crazed monkey clawing you… — Tim Flock Copy Share Image
The mind is a monkey, hopping around from thought to thought, image to image. Rarely do more than a few seconds go… — Dani Shapiro Copy Share Image
When I'm warming up on the sidelines, I can often hear monkey chants. Me, who played so many matches for Germany. — Jerome Boateng Copy Share Image
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
The most accomplished monkey cannot draw a monkey, this only man can do; just as it is also only man who regards… — Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
Friends didn't believe me when I told them about him, so I'd invite them over on Saturdays to watch the monkey watch… — Eddie Rabbitt Copy Share Image
I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he… — Loren Eiseley Copy Share Image
This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey. — ZZ Top Copy Share Image
I went dead broke - twice! - trying to get Gas Monkey up and going. And when I say broke, I mean… — Richard Rawlings Copy Share Image
On one tour, I was collecting stories about pet monkeys. You'd be surprised how many people have stories about monkeys. The problem… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Went to the Zoo, I said to Him- Something about that chimpanzee over there reminds me of you.” — Carol Ann Duffy Copy Share Image
My favorite thing to wear from about first to third grade was a blue t-shirt with an iron-on monkey and the caption… — Tig Notaro Copy Share Image
Young people are intimidating. But I really want them to like me. There is something about a group of teens that turns… — Shweta Bachchan Nanda Copy Share Image
Somebody must take a chance. There are monkeys who became men, and the monkeys who didn't are still jumping around in trees… — Lincoln Steffens Copy Share Image
We are all a tiger with feelings. An elephant who never forgets. We are tiger, panther, monkey - we are all of… — Ruby Dee Copy Share Image
The fountain of youth is like the monkey's paw in the W. W. Jacobs story. It never ends well. — Sarah Monette Copy Share Image
I've been in the business 60 years, and it's taken me this long to play a scene with a monkey. That's what… — Diana Rigg Copy Share Image
Comedians are the monkeys of acting. When you go to the zoo, everybody loves the monkey exhibit. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
You can believe you came from a monkey all you want but if it was true I would be to emberassed to… — Zach Dutton Copy Share Image
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared… — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image
“He went from a fun-loving loose cannon to a monkey with a machine gun. Sure, it’s cute, but eventually someone’s going to… — Johnny Shaw Copy Share Image
Since I first got my iPhone and 'Super Monkey Ball' came out, I was like, 'Oh my gosh, this is great.' I'm… — Todd Howard Copy Share Image
