“wounded turkey do? Hobble, hobble!) Now, some monkeys might do fine in the trees, but I prefer the dance floor of” — Allison Pittman Copy Share Image
“You cannot expect a man to love you, but not because of your body or physical construction. It is like giving a… — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
My uncle's the archbishop of Jamaica. It is a very Catholic family. There was no monkey business going on. — Michelle Buteau Copy Share Image
Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings. — Kenneth Grahame Copy Share Image
In the past, I have approximated the look of monkey fur and yak hair with human hair because it's inexpensive, and it… — Chris March Copy Share Image
You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you… — Pat Paulsen Copy Share Image
If Man United and Liverpool fans feel better by calling me a black monkey in my messages... feel free to carry on… — Wilfried Zaha Copy Share Image
Girls like to monkey bar...They like to hold on to one until they move on to the next one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My roots are in music. But Eileen Ford saw my high school graduation picture, and next thing I knew I was on… — Bebe Buell Copy Share Image
When I would be myself, I was being big-headed. I was being egotistical. I was a megalomaniac, when it really was just… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
The character of the monkey just grew from something out of his face and my granddad's personality. They fused, and that's what… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
“The idea of a monkey, albeit a slightly more sophisticated than average one, probing inside of my mind as though she were… — David Simpson Copy Share Image
What I've been doing with my misfit, so-called acting career in film from day one on my first film, 'Spanking The Monkey',… — Jeremy Davies Copy Share Image
“I guess you could say I’ve got a monkey on my back. A monkey named Darwin.” He shrugged off the trench coat… — Phillip Andrew Bennett Low Copy Share Image
In Asia, there aren't many characters as iconoclastic as the Monkey King. He's a trickster and contrarian character who works everywhere -… — Rob Minkoff Copy Share Image
Everything in the universe is everything else. A man is a killer is a saint is a monkey is a cockroach is… — Craig Clevenger Copy Share Image
If the monkeys had been concerned only with monkey Beings they would never have become men. — Harry Hooton Copy Share Image
“Hello, companion," said Magnus. The monkey made a terrible sound, half snarl and half hiss. "I begin to rather doubt the beauty… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Our names and titles are assigned randomly by a small monkey who has been fed an exceedingly large amount of gin.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
When a monkey cannot reach the fruit, it says it's not sweet. Just like human that keep finding excuses over their weaknesses — Author Name Copy Share Image
“An American monkey, an Ateles, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus was wiser than many men.” — Michael Kuhar Copy Share Image
Science says that human are orginated from monkeys but they dont say that how monkey are orginated. — Patrick Ngetich Copy Share Image
You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong. — Marlon Wayans Copy Share Image
In Mozambique, the story goes, monkeys do not talk, because they know if they utter even a single word some man will… — Carl Sagan Copy Share Image
I was Boots The Monkey in 'Dora The Explorer Live Dora's Pirate Adventure,' and it was the greatest! — Frankie Grande Copy Share Image
If you understand why a monkey in a family is always mocked and harassed, you understand why monks are rejected by all--both… — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
“I do not make mistakes, little monkey. A monkey I intended you to be. A monkey you are.” — Gene Luen Yang Copy Share Image
“Oh, Jack, look how beautiful. Jack, look how darling that monkey is. It was like going camping with Merry Little Sunshine.” — Cindy Roland Anderson Copy Share Image
“Here." Sam came over, stripped down to his boxers. "Hunch forward and put your head down." Robin looked at him. "My safe… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
The higher the Ape goes, the more he shewes his taile. [The higher the ape goes, the more he shows his tail.] — George Herbert Copy Share Image
Born of a fallen rib from the monkey's womb. Overcooked by cathode rays evolved to consume. — Angelspit Copy Share Image
“The biggest problem facing a monkey today is: trees. There's bloody great huge trees everywhere; getting in the way. (Leaps And Bounds)” — Peter Coomber Copy Share Image
If you think that you must grow corn, then it would better be on good terms with monkeys. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
At the zoo, all the animals have a decent composure, except for the monkeys. You get the feeling man is very close… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Like that Chinese monkey trying to grab the moon in the water," Uncle Chaim said to me once. "That's me, a Chinese… — Peter S. Beagle Copy Share Image
Look at The Rock's competition! Look at him! It looks like a big monkey came down here, took a crap, and out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“Mary was a famous fairground attraction but she doesn't really count as she rather famously turned out to be a monkey.” — Sandi Toksvig Copy Share Image
My Fiat Multipla is bright green - it looks like a frog. I look like a monkey, so between the two of… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
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