“Hey! I’m still fuckin’ this monkey. She’s just here to take pictures.” — Michael Stephen Fuchs Copy Share Image
“I am the orangutan of love. OK, who am I kidding? I’m merely the love monkey.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A monkey could do my job better and with more hilarious results.” — Marie-Helene Bertino Copy Share Image
I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Friends didn't believe me when I told them about him, so I'd invite them over on Saturdays to watch the monkey watch… — Eddie Rabbitt Copy Share Image
It was hard enough to drive those heavy old cars back then under normal circumstances, but with a crazed monkey clawing you… — Tim Flock Copy Share Image
What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I was on 'In Search of the Partridge Family,' MTV'S 'Miss Seventeen,' and the comedy 'Love Monkey.' — Teddy Geiger Copy Share Image
An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men. — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
When I'm warming up on the sidelines, I can often hear monkey chants. Me, who played so many matches for Germany. — Jerome Boateng Copy Share Image
The mind is a monkey, hopping around from thought to thought, image to image. Rarely do more than a few seconds go… — Dani Shapiro Copy Share Image
My dream pet? I like a couple of them, man: monkey, I love dogs. See, tigers, I don't know - I can't… — French Montana Copy Share Image
“Monkeys are dangerous animals. Don't be fooled by the cute exterior," Eve said like she was imparting some sage wisdom. "Look," I… — Sloane Tanen Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, all I knew about Michael Jackson was that he was crazy. He had a monkey named Bubbles… — Jon Lovett Copy Share Image
I was warming up with a couple of team-mates. We were all coloured and there were monkey chants. There were about 10… — Rhian Brewster Copy Share Image
“I’m sorry, was that a monkey riding my dog?” “It was. A baby tamarin. We need to get it back to the… — Gayla Drummond Copy Share Image
“When the birds had all flown, the monkey landed on May’s pillow and smacked it, letting her know it was time to… — James Riley Copy Share Image
For a while, the world for me was like a set of monkey bars. I swung from one place to the next,… — Amanda Lindhout Copy Share Image
I had to deal with it so often, I found ways of making a point against racism. When I played against Real… — Samuel Eto'o Copy Share Image
Those monkey-thumbs were meant for dogs. Give me my thumbs, you fu**ing monkeys! — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
You know, you can really count on a monkey to surprise you as well. — Fred Hechinger Copy Share Image
“Morals; the pathetic answer to authority Seen two gorillas sharing a banana?” — M. COCHET M Copy Share Image
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Don't think yourself of an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. — Ramandeep Singh Copy Share Image
A person who misses a chance and the monkey who misses its branch can't be saved — Indian Proverb Copy Share Image
When you're dealing with monkeys, you've got to expect some wrenches. — Alvah Bessie Copy Share Image
