“I'm not saying it's cold but that brass monkey over there is looking really worried.” — Glenn Scrimshaw Copy Share Image
Cable cars are fun - everyone gets on board and becomes a rhesus monkey. — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles; and man, with his wisdom! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words. — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
“Are you an evolutionist? I’m an absurdist, ma’am. But let’s suppose evolution is true; what about the monkeys today? Why can’t we… — Harrison Wheeler Copy Share Image
A misfit like me getting anywhere in Hollywood as I somehow have, seemed, certainly at the time of 'Spanking The Monkey,' kind… — Jeremy Davies Copy Share Image
I seem to go through phases with collecting stuff: vintage Japanese men's magazines, coconut monkey carvings, '70s belt buckles. — Michael Bastian Copy Share Image
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the… — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
“It’s your call, but just because you got three monkeys off your back doesn’t mean the simians have left the island.” — Charles Locks Copy Share Image
You can look at a monkey and see that there is more than a five percent difference in DNA. — Bob Enyart Copy Share Image
I need to have an outlet, and so I go and make up characters and act and sing and dance like a… — Lauren Ambrose Copy Share Image
Instead of holding on to the Biblical view that we are made in the image of God, we come to realize that… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
You never know what to expect when you're in America, especially when I've been in L.A., where you walk out the door,… — Astrid S Copy Share Image
I've performed in Japan before, as well as many other non-English speaking countries. I find you really just have to be a… — Aesop Rock Copy Share Image
I could hear from the crowd some monkey noises, and this went on for about 25 minutes. Every time I touched the… — Kevin-Prince Boateng Copy Share Image
If I'm on my own, I'll speak to 'Monkey' to generate new stuff for the act. I mean, I don't do it… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
The full moon rises. The fog clings to the lowest branches of the spruce trees. The man steps out of the darkest… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
Im thinking of buying a monkey. Then I think, Why stop at one? I don't like being limited in that way. Therefore,… — Robert Downey, Jr Copy Share Image
he thoughtless knowers will call you a red or a communist or a capitalist or some name that expresses their aversion to… — Lincoln Steffens Copy Share Image
People have always called me Schneider Monkey just because of my energy and mass consumption of bananas. Plus, I just love monkeys,… — Max Schneider Copy Share Image
“Go fuck a monkey, Ferro. I don't have time for you or your fake sincerity.” — H.M. Ward Copy Share Image
It wouldn't happen... There hasn't been one publication by a monkey — Karl Pilkington Copy Share Image
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I can train a monkey to wave an American flag. That does not make the monkey patriotic. — Scott Ritter Copy Share Image
