Guys, just remember, if you get lucky, if you make a lot of money, if you get out and buy a lot… — Ross Perot Copy Share Image
I'm truly grateful for my microwave, which allows me to easily clarify butter, steam vegetables, and - when I am really lazy… — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
You can leave a kid alone and it will learn to fend for itself, how to work the remote, a tin opener,… — Al Murray Copy Share Image
A young child's brain has a thinner skull and the brain contains more fluid. The more fluid or fat in any material,… — Devra Davis Copy Share Image
To me when a mother puts food in a microwave for her children, it is an act of hate — Raymond Blanc Copy Share Image
Somewhere in the center of my soul, a rusty chain began to unwind. It freed itself, link by link, from where it… — Deborah Harkness Copy Share Image
Knowledge, wisdom, and understanding don't come out of the microwave. You got to keep moving forward because the evil doesn't sleep. — Chuck D Copy Share Image
I guess now music is so saturated and so microwaved. It's, like, 15 minutes in the microwave and boom, you've got something.… — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
Timing is everything. Chemistry is something that you don't just throw in the frying pan and mix it up with another something,… — Kevin Garnett Copy Share Image
By the same token, frozen dinners, a microwave oven, a dishwasher, and an illegal immigrant hired to clean the house and take… — Robert Wuthnow Copy Share Image
You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave. — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
God created two acts of folly. First, He created the Universe in a Big Bang. Second, He was negligent enough to leave… — Paul Erdos Copy Share Image
We should explore new ways to drive down the cost of space travel. instead of costly booster rockets, maybe we should think… — Michio Kaku Copy Share Image
Quick note here: if this crush-slash-swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach, if youve never had a similar experience, then you… — Mark Z. Danielewski Copy Share Image
The microwave oven is one of the modern objects that convey the most elemental feeling of power over the passing seconds ...… — James Gleick Copy Share Image
Friends think your life is so glamorous, and it is. But there are times when, instead of going to a glamorous party,… — Carson Kressley Copy Share Image
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
A hip-looking teen watches an elderly woman hobble across the street on a walker. "Grammy's here!" he shouts. He puts some MacAttack… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
People thought this was a computer IT gig, and that will flow through those nerdy departments and it won't come into fashion… — Juan Enriquez Copy Share Image
Owning a computer without programming is like having a kitchen and using only the microwave oven — Charles Petzold Copy Share Image
after an epic search, I finally found something neither green nor fuzzy. It was a hot sausage link. I named it Peter,… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
The popcorn button on the microwave is a miraculous invention. More miraculous than even the microwave itself. — Gary Gulman Copy Share Image
I'd take a helicopter up and throw microwave ovens down on the Taco Bell. — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
The perfect gadget would somehow allow me to fly. Isn't that what everybody wants? It would also cook a damn good microwave… — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
