We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The minute you read something and you can't understand it, you can be sure it was written by a lawyer. Then, if… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I see by the papers that they are going to do away with all the nuisance taxes. That means that a man… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The "Ways & Means Committee" is a committee that's supposed to find the Ways to divide up the Means. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image