Married Quotes · Page 56

My parents have seen their ups-and-downs but are still married after 40 years, so that's something.

— Davy Rothbart

Getting married and divorced really is a learning experience.

— Pollyanna McIntosh

I was Kerry McFadden married to Brian when I first appeared on 'Loose Women' aged 22.

— Kerry Katona

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day.

— Phyllis Diller

Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

— George Bernard Shaw

The greatest day of my life was the day I married Mrs. Ford.

— Henry Ford

I always knew I didn't want kids, and I didn't want to get married.

— Amy Sedaris

I had a second birth when my soul and my body loved one another and were married.

— Khalil Gibran

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married?

— Barbra Streisand

Married or Single? There is no good choice. It's like when your doctor says, 'Ointment?' or 'Suppositories'?

— Richard Jeni

I don't know why, but the older I get the more interested I get in my parents' marriage. And it's interesting to…

— Jhumpa Lahiri

What man thinks of changing himself so as to suit his wife? And yet men expect that women shall put on altogether…

— Anthony Trollope

All I know is that I just want you in my life, no-one else, just you and me, lets run off together…

— Dyllan

Let's all get married. There is nothing more beautiful than two people who love each other and commit to marriage

— Paulina Rubio

If you're a man in your twenties or thirties, and you have yet to make your fortune, I would urge you not…

— Gene Simmons

People fall out of love, or get married for the wrong reasons. People change. The older generation - they got married and…

— Kellan Lutz

I don't really date. I have a weird vision of relationships because my parents have known each other since second grade, and…

— Dakota Fanning

I married my best friend. I was still in awe after more than four years of being around her at how smart…

— William J. Clinton

Please don't kill the child. I want the child. Please give me the child. I am willing to accept any child who…

— Mother Teresa

No one wanted that marriage, no one. Even Mahatma Gandhi wasn't happy about it. As for my father...it's not true that he…

— Indira Gandhi

I consider myself spiritual and I'm married to a man who is both an atheist and a humanist, and my kids have…

— Jodi Picoult

The hardest thing in the world is to have a relationship, to be committed to one person and feel vulnerable. Recently one…

— Pamela Anderson

“He's on a bus to Las Vegas. He has a friend there who will give him a job." She brightened up very…

— Raymond Chandler

I think he [King Edward] was a modernizer who was a new thinker. The things he intended to do - unify the…

— Max Irons

I am so happy that I married a comedy writer. He's never not without a joke. No matter where we are.

— Christa Miller

Science had married the wilderness and was taming the savage shrew.

— Edna Ferber

Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.

— Queen Victoria

We were married for better or worse. I couldn't have done better, and she couldn't have done worse.

— Henny Youngman

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always

— Red Skelton

I love to love. However, you won't see anybody walking the red carpet with me until I'm married.

— Aeriel Miranda

No man knows what true happiness is until he gets married. By then, of course, its too late.

— Azgraybebly Josland

My husband is almost as heavy as I am. We were married in adjoining churches.

— Roseanne Barr

I liked being married instead of the girl who's looking for a guy.

— Doris Day

I think if I weren't married to [Barack Obama], I'd want him to be in there.

— Michelle Obama

When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him.

— Hedy Lamarr

I'm not married and I don't have kids, and so I like to go to work.

— Justin Kirk

Most of us are married to a model of ministry and we flirt with the Great Commission.

— Andy Stanley

Playing for Billy Martin is like being married to him. Right now, we're all sleeping on the couch.

— Matt Keough

Married to the money, a true love story. Only God can judge me, I don't need a jury.

— Lil Wayne

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

— Carrie Snow