My parents are still married. They don't weigh 350 pounds; they go to the gym all the time. — Jami Attenberg Copy Share Image
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
How the world can change, It can change like that, Due to one little word: "Married. — Fred Ebb Copy Share Image
I am loathe to get married again. I've been married enough; I just prefer to forget it. — Hattie McDaniel Copy Share Image
If you are blessed, you are blessed, whether you are married or single. — Greta Garbo Copy Share Image
I've been perfectly happily married for 25 years, and have a nice life. Inane things don't interest me — Geezer Butler Copy Share Image
To feel admiration for a man all through one's married life would, I think, be excessively tedious. — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
Every married couple has disputes from time to time, and in every good marriage, an attempt is made to overcome the dispute. — Horst Seehofer Copy Share Image
If you help yourself to the benefits of being married when you are single, you're likely to help yourself to the benefits… — Manis Friedman Copy Share Image
If you sleep with a married man...You are a sorry excuse for a woman. Stop being comfortable being the other woman, get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Two married partners do not just live with each other, they live in each other, neurologically speaking.” — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
If gay Americans are not allowed to get married and have all the benefits that American citizens are entitled to by the… — Jeanne Phillips Copy Share Image
The tour life is real tough on a marriage. To the young guy who is just getting his PGA Tour card and… — Boo Weekley Copy Share Image
When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So… — Eydie Gorme Copy Share Image
Having been married so many times, I know that one of the few things I am an expert in is falling in… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I'm a conservative Republican, small-business guy, married to same gal - love of my life - for 36 years. Strong family man,… — Randy Weber Copy Share Image
It's different for every song. But for 'Say Something,' I think it was Chad who had an idea on guitar, and I… — Ian Axel Copy Share Image
“If Anybody Has Married, Left town, Had a fire, Sold a farm, Been arrested, Been your guest, Left you a fortune, Elected… — Thomas Neil Knowles Copy Share Image
“This is why I’m not married,” Ranger said. “Women ask questions.” “Unh!” I said, smacking my forehead with the heel of my… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I am not convinced that either the position, rewards or achievements have been worth the cost. My personal and married life and… — Joanne Simpson Copy Share Image
“What kind of name is Siler-Spence? I mean, what's wrong with these women who use hyphens? What if her name was Skowinski… — John Grisham Copy Share Image
Star Trek's George Takei and his longtime partner, Brad Altman, were married this past Sunday. Set your phasers on STUNNING! The couple… — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
A man will teach his wife what is needed to arouse his desires. And there is no reason for a woman to… — Barbara Cartland Copy Share Image
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times. — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
The public doesn't mind people living together without being married, providing they don't overdo it. — Marilyn Monroe Copy Share Image
I'm a happily married man and I think to get married you have to be optimistic. — Patrick Marber Copy Share Image
I'm married now, but I fell in love with my wife because she was talented. Talent - it's the big one. — Paul Rust Copy Share Image
“When I married Mr. Right, I didn’t realize his first name was ALWAYS.” — Jill Kargman Copy Share Image
Marriage has always been my dream. I have always wanted to get married. — Ankita Lokhande Copy Share Image
If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl. — George Burns Copy Share Image
May was young and beautiful, we were legally married, but she was caught in the prison of my skin. — Sammy Davis, Jr Copy Share Image
My family had never in their wildest dream thought I would get married. — Suhasini Mulay Copy Share Image
Richard got married to a figure skater, and he bought her a dishwasher and a coffee percolator. — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
I really just got married for the material, to tell you the truth. — Anjelah Johnson Copy Share Image
Nobody really knows anybody completely, even if they've been married to 'em for 53 years, you know? — Viggo Mortensen Copy Share Image
