My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
I grew up at 'All My Children;' I got married, had a daughter and made life-long friends there! — Eva LaRue Copy Share Image
That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him. — Laura Schlessinger Copy Share Image
I am still married, yes - no children. I have Benzo, though; he's my dog, a Lhasa apso. — Archie Panjabi Copy Share Image
We were once getting married. And I have loved you all this time- a century and a half. -Jem — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I'm from Texas and grew up in the South. Very old-school and traditional. Married, had a kid. Suit and tie. The guy… — Chris Harrison Copy Share Image
“Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's… — Michael W. Grimard Copy Share Image
You learn how to compromise and you learn how to read each other. Honestly, being in a band with two guys has… — Hillary Scott Copy Share Image
You know, I wanted to get married, and so I - but I, you know, I realize no matter what you want,… — Nellie McKay Copy Share Image
I never thought in my life, I never really thought I would get married. I watched my parents go through a divorce,… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
The most happy women within their homes are those who have married sensible men. The latter suffer themselves to be governed with… — Michel, 14th Prince of Ligne Copy Share Image
I am hoping this is my year to have children. I understand that I am possibly more European in my views of… — Emily Procter Copy Share Image
“The Dictionary defines Soul Mate as: A person who is perfectly suited to another in temperament. Before I met mine, I didn't… — James Hauenstein Copy Share Image
I think being raised by a single mother put me on the outside, and I would watch my mothers married friends and… — Cherie Lunghi Copy Share Image
You...you've been here quite a long time, haven't you?" What? Oh...yes. Ever since I married What's-her-name. Uh, Martha. Even before that. Forever.… — Edward Albee Copy Share Image
What's really cool is to be able to write music and have people around the world [who are] able to relate to… — Colbie Caillat Copy Share Image
As a married person myself, I don't know what it's like to be told I can't marry somebody I love, and want… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
If I ever get married, I'd like to pick a place so hard to reach that only a few people would turn… — Billy Campbell Copy Share Image
I was married to an Italian, and my son was born there. I've got lots of connections there, and I lived in… — Polly Walker Copy Share Image
I think people should be allowed to do what they want to do. I think that it doesn't make sense for a… — Laura Wasser Copy Share Image
“Celebrating something?” she asked. A wicked smile formed on his lips, showing off his dimples. “Just a good night’s sleep.” She smiled,… — Angie Frazier Copy Share Image
I got married, I really waited a long time - three days after I graduated. — Madeleine Albright Copy Share Image
Some by experience find those words mis-placed: At leisure married, they repent in haste. — William Congreve Copy Share Image
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married. — Kin Hubbard Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
I'd almost say it's the worries that make married folks sacred to each other. — Edith Wharton Copy Share Image
“People who don't like doing things together probably...well probably shouldn't get married.” — Luanne Rice Copy Share Image
In 1975 I met Alison Brown and in 1982 we were married. She works for Cornell Computer Services. — Kenneth G. Wilson Copy Share Image
The baggage in your individual life will weigh down your married life. Do something about it. — Ted Lowe Copy Share Image
You don't get married to get sex. Getting married to get sex is like buying a 747 to get free peanuts. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
Since I had been little, everybody wanted me to get married. — Caroline, Princess of Hanover Copy Share Image
I had married, had a child. I was content to stay at home. I had let go of the fantasy of stardom. — Mariette Hartley Copy Share Image
I got married, and it was a bit of a whirlwind I wasn't expecting for the next phase for Penn and I. — Domino Kirke Copy Share Image