Choices Quote by Richard Jeni

Few gynecologists recommend to their heterosexual patients the most foolpoof of solutions, namely, misterectomy.

— Mary Daly

Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other.

— Anton Chekhov

“Life is something like a doctor's prescription: taken alone, and the ingredients might kill you; but properly blended, they bring healing.”

— Warren W. Wiersbe

Who ever saw a doctor use the prescription of his colleague without cutting out or adding something?

— Michel de Montaigne

If I were a gynecologist, I'd say things like, Okay, enough of the small talk. Let's check under the hood.

— Dov Davidoff

Dr. Bronner's is the best. My mom had Dr. Bronner's around since I was a little kid, and I've used it in the shower…

— Adam Scott

This we prescribe, though no physician; Deep malice makes too deep incision; Forget, forgive; conclude and be agreed; Our doctors say this is no…

— William Shakespeare

When I get home at night, then it's time for the real cleansing deal. I go to town either with the Clarisonic or ProActiv.

— Eve Torres

When I had my kids, I took a lot of homeopathic things, and I had them both with no painkillers.

— Jasmine Guinness

The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary

— Elbert Hubbard

Of several remedies, the physician should choose the least sensational.

— Hippocrates

I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?

— Phyllis Diller