After paying for the wedding, about the only thing a father has left to give away is the bride. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Every bride and groom would do well to remember that in wedding, the we comes before the I. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The honeymoon is the only period when a woman isn't trying to reform her husband. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
A man doesn't have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Many a wedding takes place when a man can't afford to go steady with a girl any longer. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
A husband may forget where he went on his honeymoon, but he never forgets why. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Divorce is the key that opens the strongbox where the bonds of matrimony are kept under wedlock. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Many a husband lives to regret the extravagant fee he bestowed upon the minister who sentenced him. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
An epigram is the marriage of wit and wisdom; a wisecrack, their divorce. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
It's not the loss of life that makes the death bitter -- it's the obituaries. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
“Let those who want to, arrive Let those who want to, leave Let those who want to, stay With out harm to me or… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The only medicine that needs no prescription, has no unpleasant taste, and costs no money is laughter. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The man who avoids debt doesn't have to worry about avoiding his creditors. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
