The man who avoids debt doesn't have to worry about avoiding his creditors. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
A bacteriologist is a man whose conversation always start with the germ of an idea. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Formerly when a man worked ten hours a day, it was called economic slavery; nowadays it is called moonlighting. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
All men are created equal and endowed by their Creator with a mighty urge to become otherwise. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Many a wedding takes place when a man can't afford to go steady with a girl any longer. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
A man doesn't have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The survival of the fittest is going to make some man very lonesome some day. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
A home in the country is what a city man hopes to buy and a farmer hopes to sell. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
There is a lot of difference between the man who is not able and his brother who is notable. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Some men are so eager for success that they are even willing to work for it. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Man is the control experiment of heredity and environment; and since his heredity controls him, he tries to control his environment. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
It's surprising how much wisdom every man possesses -- if not for his own affairs, then for the affairs of others. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
It's not the loss of life that makes the death bitter -- it's the obituaries. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
“Let those who want to, arrive Let those who want to, leave Let those who want to, stay With out harm to me or… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The only medicine that needs no prescription, has no unpleasant taste, and costs no money is laughter. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The man who avoids debt doesn't have to worry about avoiding his creditors. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
