If it required some effort to go from today to tomorrow, some people would always remain in yesterday. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
There would be no population explosion if people who are trying to keep the wolf from the door wouldn't let the stork… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The difference between us and other people is that their money looks bigger and their troubles smaller. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Egocentricity: The vanity that makes you wonder what people are thinking about you when they are really wondering what you are thinking… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Congress would give the people what they wanted if the people knew what they wanted, and if Congress could give it to… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Bureaucracy is more people doing less things, and taking more time to do them worse. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Under dictatorship, the people in prison are always superior to the people who put them there. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
About the only time Congress conforms to the will of the people is when it decides to adjourn. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Many people will laugh at the drop of a hat, especially if the man is still in it. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Some people would never get any exercise at all if they didn't have to walk to their cars. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Some people worry because they are in debt; others, because they can't even get in. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Communism is a form of society where the less people have to eat, the more they have to swallow. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
It's not the loss of life that makes the death bitter -- it's the obituaries. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
“Let those who want to, arrive Let those who want to, leave Let those who want to, stay With out harm to me or… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The only medicine that needs no prescription, has no unpleasant taste, and costs no money is laughter. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The word impossible is peculiar because if you examine it closely, you'll find that most of it is possible. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The man who avoids debt doesn't have to worry about avoiding his creditors. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
The lecturer who is full of his subject is usually very slow in emptying himself. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
