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“A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.” quote by Evan Esar — Download Open image

“A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.”

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I'm homosexual. How and why are idle questions. It's a little like wanting to know why my eyes are green.

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Hitler recruited around him homosexuals to make up his Stormtroopers, they were his enforcers, they were his thugs. And Hitler discovered that he could not get straight soldiers to be savage and brutal and vicious enough to carry out his orders, but that homosexual solders basically had no limits and the savagery and brutality they were willing to inflict on…

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It's imprecise and insufficient, defining the homosexual as a person whose gender expression is at odds with his or her sex.

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The Bible was written between 3,000 and 2,000 years ago, and it's filled with the knowledge that people had in that period of time, some of which you and I rejected long ago. The Bible says that women are property, that homosexuals ought to be put to death, that anybody who worships a false God ought to be executed, that…

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