“He was right. The annoying Disney song was right. The universe was too fucking small.” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
Friends. They are so beautiful and so awkward it's like watching a unicorn run into a window screen. — UnicornLegends Copy Share Image
*Gaines new follower* Who the fuck are you? *Looks at pictures* Oh damn, waddd uppp sexy? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Glad to see word reached you. I forgot my phone and somehow throwing pebbles at random windows seemed like a losing strategy."… — Emily Lloyd-Jones Copy Share Image
“It’s quite simple, really. Someone offers me chocolate cake or donuts or something, I kind of black out, then come to and… — Ophelia London Copy Share Image
“You were at the party on Friday night, weren't you?" I didn't mentioned I'd followed him into the woods. He leaned back… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“I'm just trying not to have a Tom Cruise moment […] He was having a very Tom Cruise moment” — jamie mcguire Copy Share Image
“Well, so you don't get too cocky, I myself often complete the TV Guide crossword puzzle." He puffed out his chest. "In… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“Tell me it's not true." He sighed. "Fine. It's not true." ... And yet... "Are you lying?" He rolled his eyes. "Of… — Kathleen Peacock Copy Share Image
A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on… — Syntific Copy Share Image
“Your name. That’s all I want.” I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“We can put your friends in the tower,” Vidrol added, rubbing a finger along the sharp line of his jaw. “It’s only… — Jane Washington Copy Share Image
“You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.” — T.E. Sivec Copy Share Image
“Everyone gets tortured these days. Skulduggery by Serpine, who then turned around and did that red right hand thing at you .… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I missed the meeting and hurt your little feely-weels okay?” — Nenia Campbell Copy Share Image
“I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be… — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
If your going to get in trouble for hitting someone, you mine as well hit them hard:) — Michael's_girl Copy Share Image
