“Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. And if you can't be a unicorn, be an llama.” — Elena Hadlow Copy Share Image
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“It’s a training camp,” Leo realized. He looked at Aphros in awe. “You train heroes, the same way Chiron does?” Aphros nodded,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Which brings me to the point of this call." Thank God, baby Jesus, and the Holy Ghost.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
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That awkward moment when your girlfriend smoke weed and looks like zombie like WTF!!! — Syntific Copy Share Image
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“Clary?" he thought. Her voice came through, tinged with alarm. "What is it? What's happened? Did my mom find out I'm gone?"… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
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