“I’ve been sick for so long I don’t remember a time when I wasn’t.” — Alison G. Bailey Copy Share Image
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“I'm trying to compliment you," Barclay say. "Can't you just say thanks?” — Elizabeth Norris Copy Share Image
“The stench that surrounded me suggested that the tarp over my face had been previously used either to transport fertiliser or as… — Annabel Monaghan Copy Share Image
Whats the point in eating when you just end up crapping it all out anyway? heard that the other day while eating… — Someone At School Copy Share Image
“you're afraid?" "Of course not!" "Good" Reven slapped him in the back. "Faint heart, never win fair lady!" "Dead heart never won… — Sage Blackwood Copy Share Image
*Gaines new follower* Who the fuck are you? *Looks at pictures* Oh damn, waddd uppp sexy? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“That's the only one left. That nice old wizard who used to live there---" "Egbert the Onion?" "Even when he thought he… — Sage Blackwood Copy Share Image
Friends. They are so beautiful and so awkward it's like watching a unicorn run into a window screen. — UnicornLegends Copy Share Image
Trying to forget somebody you love is like losing chocolate because everybody loves chocolate.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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“The urge to let go of the wheel and just see what happens is compelling. If I live, I’ll wake to find… — Kirsty Eagar Copy Share Image
“I had to make water ” I said. It was the classic female excuse and no male in recorded history had ever… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
“Luke captured my gaze again and said, "If beauty were time, you'd be eternity." My heart stopped. I was paralysed to look… — Shannon Dermott Copy Share Image
“I will get your some clothes, a sword, and your very own assassin to join you on your quest." "Ooh, just what… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“You gave me a dead frog for my birthday! To remind you we all die and end up rotting underground eaten by… — Soman Chainani Copy Share Image
“I've always been a monster,' Scapegrace told her, 'but now, finally, my physical for reflects my inner darkness.' 'You smell terrible.' 'That's… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Are your bites infectious? A stray cat bit a servant at the Agam estate when I was young. She lost her whole… — Alex Lidell Copy Share Image
“You have terminated me,” one of them said in a strange, flat voice. “But I am one of many.” “Robots!” Iggy breathed,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
God only made us sisters because he knew our mom couldn't handle us as sisters — Sxa Copy Share Image
Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
