“I traded being heartbroken over one guys for being completely heartbroken over another.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
It's wrecked, our relationship is smashed, and we don't have to pretend anymore. — Lauren Barnholdt Relationship Copy Share Image
“Replace the old memory with a potentially crappier new one? No thank you.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
Sizeism = like racism, only against people who aren't a size two or four. — Lauren Barnholdt Four Copy Share Image
“So what now?" [...] "Now," he says. "We figure it out together.” — Lauren Barnholdt Figure Copy Share Image
“Who ends up with their first real boyfriend? Yeah, no one. - Courtney” — Lauren Barnholdt Real boyfriend Copy Share Image
“I put my own feelings before what was right for you, for us. And I shouldn't have done that. Seriously, I fucked… — Lauren Barnholdt Feelings Copy Share Image
I prefer to subscribe to that whole, “everything happens for a reason” theory, mostly because the alternative is too disturbing to think… — Lauren Barnholdt Alternatives Copy Share Image
The information age is so psychotic - without the cell phone and Internet, I would be drama free right now. — Lauren Barnholdt Age Copy Share Image
“You have to gooo," Lacey says. "She doesn't have to," Noah says. "If she can't handle it, she can't handle it.” — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“Jesus, Ally, you're living with a stripper?" "She decided not to do it. She got a job at Hooters instead." "Oh, well,… — Lauren Barnholdt Oh well Copy Share Image
“You can do this. You are invincible; nothing can rattle you. You have nerves of steel; you are a confident, strong woman;… — Lauren Barnholdt Confidence Copy Share Image
“Look, do you want to come in? Because for someone who's not talking to me, you certainly seem to have a lot… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“She's the only girl who's ever broken my heart, and it's a very weird, uncomfortable feeling for me. I like to be… — Lauren Barnholdt Break heart Copy Share Image
Not for the first time, I wonder what it would feel like that, to be so beautiful that you don't even realize… — Lauren Barnholdt Beautiful Copy Share Image
“No, you're not, Marissa says. You were just the victim of the blatant misogynistic and ridiculous hierarchy that is high school in… — Lauren Barnholdt Funny Copy Share Image
“Last year I kissed this freshman girl at a pool party and she wouldn’t get off my nuts for six months. Which… — Lauren Barnholdt Freshman Copy Share Image
“I kind of like that she gave me a little bit of attitude. I mean, she's obviously super apologetic and she knows… — Lauren Barnholdt Attitude Copy Share Image
“Jordan, Attached, please find a copy of the schedule for our trip. Best Courtney." I was really proud of it. The email… — Lauren Barnholdt Two way street Copy Share Image
“Because the truth is, I wouldn’t care if she lied to me, except for the fact that I love her. And once… — Lauren Barnholdt Truth Copy Share Image
“You are definitely not a slut," Jasmine says, putting her arms around her. "Having sex with a guy you like does not… — Lauren Barnholdt Having sex Copy Share Image
“- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously [...] - This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan.… — Lauren Barnholdt Books Copy Share Image
“Brooke Wilkins?" I ask [...] "She's this really annoying girl from Cali who, like, constantly talks about all the girls she's hooked… — Lauren Barnholdt Freshman year Copy Share Image
“Anyone who is as good-looking as Jace is usually completely out of touch with reality. It's like they think their looks give… — Lauren Barnholdt Dark hair Copy Share Image
“You don;t believe me?" He sound wounded, like the thought of me not believing him makes him incredibly sad. "No." "Then come… — Lauren Barnholdt Long legs Copy Share Image
“I have a heart!” “No, you don’t.” “Yes, I do,” he says. “Look, I’ll prove it to you.” He reaches into the… — Lauren Barnholdt Humor Copy Share Image
“Do you think anyone found out about that?" B. J. Asks, sounding nervous. "Found out about what?" I ask, trying to imagine… — Lauren Barnholdt Fake girlfriend Copy Share Image
“Listen, I'm sorry to bother you when you're obviously busy with, uh, important things, " B. J. Says. He sounds sarcastic. "But… — Lauren Barnholdt Humourous Copy Share Image
“He takes a chicken tender and dunks it into the honey mustard. Something about that makes me sad. Because all the little… — Lauren Barnholdt Food Copy Share Image
“I am freaked out, Jace. I'm freaked out because for some reason, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't stop thinking… — Lauren Barnholdt Freaked Copy Share Image
“Honey mustard is obviously not good for my mental state.” — Lauren Barnholdt Mental state Copy Share Image
Usually the hard stuff you’re forced to do makes you learn a lot. — Lauren Barnholdt Education Copy Share Image
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![“- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously [...] - This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan. Dude, try to play a better trick than that. You sound nothing like her. Plus your number came up on my caller ID. PS: maybe I'm just in a very good mood, but I keep…” quote by Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/fdb/lauren-barnholdt-3965_books_dude-it-s-jocelyn-i-jordan-say-looking-o_27613.jpg)
![“Brooke Wilkins?" I ask [...] "She's this really annoying girl from Cali who, like, constantly talks about all the girls she's hooked up with. It's just so freshman year, you know?" "What is?" "Bragging about how you've hooked up with girls." "We never did that." "No, but everyone else did…” quote by Lauren Barnholdt](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/0d1/lauren-barnholdt-3965_freshman-year_brooke-wilkins-i-ask-she-s-this-really-a_657826.jpg)
