Someone told me I looked like a young Tonya Harding recently, as if 'young' would soften the blow. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I think people are afraid of the concept of open relationships. Like, 'I will not accept this.' They don't have to! No… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I was going to go to a Gathering of the Juggalos but decided that wouldn't work. They would know I was there… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I'm not a bleeding-heart feminist, but I do like to call out that stuff in my act. It's nice when you find… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
It strikes me as pretty interesting and cool how girls support each other in this business. I've never felt so much support in my… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I'm sure I've already made some mistakes that I'll wish I could take back. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Rob Thomas loves nothing more than for couples to go on dates, and he loves chocolates. Boxes of 20 chocolates. — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
Sarah Silverman. She's the reason I do comedy. Her DNC speech was my favorite thing I ever heard. Sitting down with her and laughing… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I've talked about my relationship without consulting my boyfriend about whether or not he wants that talked about, and I've also taken a story… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
We just learned about this fetish where guys just give women money and know that they are spending their money. It's not like a… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
As a female comic, if you talk about sex in any capacity, you will be branded a 'sex comic,' so I might as well… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
I went and hung out at a foot fetish party, and I knew that was a very popular fetish to have, but I didn't… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
