You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
This is kind of weird, but I eat lemons with salt as snack. They're so good! — Becky G Copy Share Image
A lie, as you probably know, has a taste all its own. Blocky and bitter and never quite right, like when you… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
Did you really think I wouldn't recognize my college futon, with its trademark absence of sex stains? — LIZ Copy Share Image
I liked blues from the time my mother used to take me to church. I started to listen to gospel music, so… — B. B. King Copy Share Image
Am I a fruitcake? I don't know. Perception is reality, so if I sit here and say, "I'm not a fruitcake, I'm… — Macy Gray Copy Share Image
“When life gives you lemons, you don't make lemonade. You use the seeds to plant a whole orchard - an entire franchise!… — Anthon St. Maarten Copy Share Image
From the simple stringing together of lemon garlands for the goddess Durga, to dividing the prasadam or blessed foods for the children… — Padma Lakshmi Copy Share Image
At present I absolutely want to paint a starry sky. It often seems to me that night is still more richly coloured… — Vincent Van Gogh Copy Share Image
It was reported today that the machine on board the International Space Station that turns urine into drinking water has been fixed.… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
When life hands you a lemon, say, 'Oh yeah, I like lemons! What else ya got? — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
“Lemons. He liked lemons. They made you make funny faces when you bit them, and a very, very long way in the… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
To someone like Zurbaran, who paints still lifes, lemons and pears are the objects of art. But to the electronics engineer who… — Paul Virilio Copy Share Image
It’s not what happens to you, but how you handle it. If Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. If the lemons are… — Louise Hay Copy Share Image
I've put an umbrella in my mouth and opened it. I sat in a lemon-meringue pie. I've done terrible things to my… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
So the freshness lives on in a lemon, in the sweet-smelling house of the rind, the proportions, arcane and acerb. — Pablo Neruda Copy Share Image
I actually start my day with a cup of warm lemon water with cayenne pepper. It jump-starts your detoxifying system in your… — Vani Hari Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White Copy Share Image
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Hillary's never been anything but the Smartest Woman in the World. I've talked about this I don't know how many times. I… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
She had to give her teachers credit: they were right to insist all pupils carry scissors, handkerchiefs, perfume and hair ribbons at… — Gail Carriger Copy Share Image
