Laughing Quotes · Page 3

Kanye [West] just says the funniest analogies that are so random. I should start keeping a book - in 20 years, I'll…

— Kim Kardashian

I started drinking when I was like 15, and by the time I was 19 everybody knew I was an alcoholic. So…

— Felipe Esparza

When I first started getting into acting, I was doing improv in acting class, and I had done a serious monologue and…

— Miles Teller

High school wasn't a trial by fire or some ordeal that had to be survived. It was all a big joke. You…

— Scott Westerfeld

What a generous thing that is, I realize, for a husband to try to make his wife laugh.

— Gillian Flynn

Sometimes people say,' One day you are going to look back at this and laugh.' My question is:' Why wait?

— Richard Bandler

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a…

— Nick Offerman

Laugh at yourself for man is most comical when he takes himself too seriously.

— Og Mandino

I don't think any other emotion is the equivalent of laughter. So I do whatever I can to laugh all the time…

— Rashida Jones

People try to put ownership on things: 'That's mine, that's my joke.' No such thing. Like if you tripped or stumbled and…

— Tommy Chong

The monster London laugh at me.

— Abraham Cowley

When the audience isn't laughing, that doesn't mean that they're not fascinated.

— Susan Messing

It strikes me as gruesome and comical that in our culture we have an expectation that man can always solve his problems…

— Kurt Vonnegut

I like to laugh, I like to smile, and I don't take myself too seriously. I can be a goofball.

— Boris Kodjoe

For me, that emotional payoff is what it’s all about. I want you to laugh or cry when you read a story...or…

— Stephen King

It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he…

— Jack Handey

Lexicon grabbed me with the opening lines, and never let go. An absolutely thrilling story, featuring an array of compelling characters in…

— Chris Pavone

It's fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.

— Jon Lovitz

I promise I shall never give up, and that I'll die yelling & laughing.

— Jack Kerouac

I love Twitter, you know? I try to read everything I can on Twitter. You get so much nice feedback about stuff,…

— Tiesto

You don't stop laughing because you grow older. You grow older because you stop laughing.

— Maurice Chevalier

Sometimes, when you want to laugh, reality steps in.

— Ice Cube

The stranger might laugh and seem to enjoy the writing, but you hug to yourself the thought that they didn't quite understand…

— Stephen Fry

What, did you think," she asked, laughing as he struggled up the bank, "that I, a Gaulish maiden, could not swim?" "I…

— G.A. Henty

When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening.

— David Sedaris