You have lost all delight in life. Ahead is a large array of blind alleys. You are half-deliberately, half-desperately cutting off your… — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
I want to fall on the floor laughing - imagining Hillary Clinton working well in the Senate with everybody else! Oh, give… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
Cheshire Cat: If I were looking for a white rabbit, I'd ask the Mad Hatter. Alice: The Mad Hatter? Oh, no no… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Comedians are therapists. People honestly think we're doing it for ourselves. No. If we wanted to do stand-up for ourselves, we would… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
I think what it is is, if you're in school and you're not that bright or good-looking or popular or whatever, and… — David Nicholls Copy Share Image
Working as a journalist is exactly like being the wallflower at an orgy. I always seem to find myself at a perfectly… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
All directors on all sets behave slightly differently depending on what the scene is. For example, if you are doing a love… — James D'arcy Copy Share Image
When it's all over I won't miss the bruises he gave me to impress girls, or the occasional scar which will give… — Skandar Keynes Copy Share Image
With me being in so many pain from when you have a betrayal from your best friend - who was my husband… — Sherri Shepherd Copy Share Image
I, too, sing America. I am the darker brother. They send me to eat in the kitchen When company comes, But I… — Langston Hughes Copy Share Image
I think romance is a tool, comedy is a tool and drama is a tool. I really just want to tell stories… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
Zeus Is Dead is full of laugh-out-loud moments, lashings of sly wit, moan-worthy puns, and a complex, fast-paced storyline. There aren't very… — Jody Lynn Nye Copy Share Image
Love is a kind of dementia with very precise and oft-repeated clinical symptoms. You blush in each other's presence, you both hover… — Louis de Bernieres Copy Share Image
Forget that New Orleans is actually a little like the Combat Zone with French cooking, it still happens to be part of… — A. J. Liebling Copy Share Image
However much the creationist leaders might hammer away at their scientific and philosophical points, they would be helpless and a laughing-stock if… — Isaac Asimov Copy Share Image
Contrasting British servicemen and women with the appeasers, it is hard not to laugh. Are these two sides even the same species,… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
It is not a terrible thing to a wretched soul, when it shall lie roaring perpetually in the flames of hell, and… — Richard Baxter Copy Share Image
There is continual spring, and harvest there Continual, both meeting at one time: For both the boughs do laughing blossoms bear, And… — Edmund Spenser Copy Share Image
“This year, mend a quarrel. Seek out a forgotten friend. Dismiss suspicion and replace it with trust. Write a letter. Give a… — Howard W. Hunter Copy Share Image
I wrote a mad, passionate letter to the best restaurant in the UK, Le Gavroche in London, and asked if I could… — Paul Rankin Copy Share Image
I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent - a man who has a great smile.… — Nicole Scherzinger Copy Share Image
And suddenly I realize that although I've never thought about being in love with Nick before, all the right ingredients are there.… — Jane Green Copy Share Image
Humor is so culturally based that when I try to tell a joke as me being a white American, if I tell… — Michael Emerson Copy Share Image
Comedy is a serious business. It's frustrating when I can't find the right thing that makes the crew laugh. If I don't… — Allison Janney Copy Share Image
What goes through one's head when Disney asked for 52 more shows? I remember seeing that in the supplemental features...When they first… — Greg Weisman Copy Share Image
I used humor to avoid being picked on as a kid. Or I would try and make my parents laugh, so I… — Wendi McLendon-Covey Copy Share Image
If I had to give my younger self some advice, I think it would be that you have to laugh at things-things… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
Nothing is funnier than unhappiness, I grant you that… Yes, yes, it's the most comical thing in the world. And we laugh,… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
I've got some great guy friends. They can start out as crushes. But when you realize something isn't going to happen, you… — Courteney Cox Copy Share Image
Imagination doesn’t just mean making things up. It means thinking things through, solving them, or hoping to do so, and being just… — Diana Wynne Jones Copy Share Image
Do you know why I married you, Philip?" "Presumably you wanted the financial security and social prestige I could offer." She chuckled… — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
He bends over to untie his shoes. “So, have you been ostracized from your little crowd of devotees?” “No,” I say automatically.… — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
Nine Years Under is a sparkling debut--- brimming with love and bursting with life. Booker's Baltimore is equal parts The Wire and… — Tayari Jones Copy Share Image
I learned that money can be a lot of things,It can be something that is hoarded, fought over, protected, stolen and withheld.… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
“Throughout my life I have seen, without one exception, narrow-shouldered men performing innumerable idiotic acts, brustalising their fellows, and corrupted souls by… — Comte de Lautréamont Copy Share Image
Someone asked me...how it felt and I was reminded of a story that a fellow townsman of ours used to tell--Abraham Lincoln.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am the daughter of Earth and Water, And the nursling of the Sky; I pass through the pores of the ocean… — Percy Bysshe Shelley Copy Share Image
Cal," I whisper into her sleep, "if you go, you know what? You'll break my liver." I want to pretend that it's… — Brad Barkley Copy Share Image
Not everyone is okay with living like an open wound. But the thing about open wounds is that, well, you aren't ignoring… — Warsan Shire Copy Share Image
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