Nothing is better than eating late night meals at all-night diners. Your self-respect goes right in the crapper. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Donald Trump is not running for president. This is devastating news for Trump's supporters - all of whom are late night comedians. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“The pillow looked astonished, wondering what ended the late night river that used to run through it, but only he knows that… — Ismaaciil C. Ubax Copy Share Image
Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low. — Howard Stern Copy Share Image
Vegas needs a really funny, dirty, late-night show, and I'll tell it like it is, I promise you that. And you gotta… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
I relish the time I have when there are no interruptions. Most often the best time for writing is late at night. — Franny Armstrong Copy Share Image
“As time’s gone on, I’ve probably become a lot more like him (John Rebus): I drink at his bar and I like… — Ian Rankin Copy Share Image
I do a show. It comes on late at night on TV. And if that means I'm a late-night talk show host,… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I think that by doing the podcast, I've grown to actually enjoy hosting a little more and realize that my role is… — Lauren Lapkus Copy Share Image
My first joke that ever aired on 'Late Night' was for a list of 'Top 10 Least Popular Summer Camps.' My contribution… — Nell Scovell Copy Share Image
I actually think some of my best moments in life have been while I was with people from Instagram - whether it's… — Kevin Systrom Copy Share Image
“I love staying up late at night, mainly because that's when my creativity comes to life and my ideas sprout from my… — Dox Alim Copy Share Image
Every president becomes a caricature. The press, partisans, late-night shows, and other arbiters of our culture these days boil down complicated and… — Mark McKinnon Copy Share Image
Bun an Wayne an Drake in here man this gon be a great night. Look at all these posers bite our swagger… — Bun B Copy Share Image
In the world of late-night comics, Letterman made us feel any hometown boy from Indianapolis could poke fun at celebrities and politicians… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
Perk, from the minute you got here... I hated you before you got here... But the moment you got here, man, you… — Kevin Durant Copy Share Image
Sure, losing an election hurts, but I've experienced worse. And at an age when every day is precious, brooding over what might… — Bob Dole Copy Share Image
Im gonna miss those late night phone calls we had I'm gonna miss them morning phone calls we had I'm gonna miss… — Talyiah Copy Share Image
If we're talking fantasy, I would love to host a late night talk show... More Fallon than Leno. Those guys always seem… — Aaron Sanchez Copy Share Image
It's all about the crowd and what type of event I am DJing. If it's a corporate party, I keep things upbeat… — Hannah Bronfman Copy Share Image
In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of fame. Followed by fifteen minutes of legal problems, fifteen minutes of ridicule from… — Dan Piraro Copy Share Image
At any kind of Fox function, you'll see 'Mad TV' at the kiddy table in the back, next to the buffet. We're… — Will Sasso Copy Share Image
I always was an early-morning or late-night writer. Early morning was my favorite; late night was because you had a deadline. And… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
When I created 'Taskmaster,' it was never meant to be suitable for family Christmases. The host, Greg Davies, is a sweary giant,… — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
I roast myself, and I roast the audience, and I talk about a lot of compelling subject matter, which a lot of… — Tony Hinchcliffe Copy Share Image
I've been doing a late-night talk show out here in New Mexico now, 'The After After Party.' We're going to finalize a… — Steven Michael Quezada Copy Share Image
Sometimes in stand-up, you want that late-night set where you get that five minutes, then you want a half-hour special, and then… — Phoebe Robinson Copy Share Image
Late night is no different than making a film, really, except that it's faster, and if you do a crap one, you… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
There's a late-night scene in every town, and everyone has something going on, ... I've heard good stories about (Syracuse); this is… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
On 'Late Night,' it's like we're all in on the joke. That's what I wanted it to be. I'm not doing something… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
All the texts and late night calls... I wish I could have that all back but it's in the past now and… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
“Ours is a world full of self-deceit, my friend. But it is at the same time a world full of sincere truth… — Hanzi Freinacht Copy Share Image
I've done that I was touring a couple of years ago with R. Kelly and the Lillith Fair, I would do the… — Deborah Cox Copy Share Image
I used to hangout with her, that became spending time. I used to be the friend, we became closer. I used to… — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
I seldom went to bed before two or three o'clock in the morning, on the theory that if anything of interest were… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
There is no late-night comedy. You watch comedy, you watch whenever you want to tune on. You can it in the middle… — George Schlatter Copy Share Image
People made a big deal out of the fact this is the first time a sitting president has done a late-night show.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I never wanted to be in the late-night talk show wars, and I think somehow with 'Totally Biased,' I got caught up… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
It's funny how when you're up so late at night for so long your mind can get into these creative places, the… — Steve Wozniak Copy Share Image
If you're feelin' what I'm feelin' let's mix it up, You got my number baby hit me up, If you need a… — Cole Swindell Copy Share Image
