Cold morning on Aztec Peak Fire Lookout. First, build fire in old stove. Second, start coffee. Then, heat up last night's pork… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wanted to defeat George Bush and the 'economy of privilege.'… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
“I awake to hear a shower running and quickly stifle a groan. Oh God, my head hurts! How much did I have… — J.C. McClean Copy Share Image
“Last night my girl and I were knocking boots, but it won’t happen tonight, because earlier today I went out and bought… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“That's what it was. I had been given something I absolutely did not deserve. And only here in coming back did I… — Paullina Simons Copy Share Image
“I slept so long last night that when I woke up I discovered a city had sprung up under my left armpit.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I believe in love — yes, I'm one of those girls. Most of my friends believe in love. I went out with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“An octopus has eight legs. You know what else has eight legs? My bed last night. Oh, I didn’t have a foursome,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You're trying to kiss Emma?" Rayna says, incredulous. "But you haven't even sifted yet, Galen." "Sifted?" Emma asks. Toraf laughs. "Princess, why… — Anna Banks Copy Share Image
For the Second Amendment to do its job, the other side must become much better informed. I watched an action-adventure program last… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
The days go by, we argue all the time I want to make it right, cause that was last night Baby we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Last night, in silent hours - where the gentle sea touched our skin - I have found the love of your thinking.” — sir kristian goldmund aumann Copy Share Image
“What'd you want to talk about?" "Just to commend you on your revenge last night. It must have been fiendish. Of course,… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Bubba shot the jukebox last night, said it played a sad song and it made him cry. — Mark Chesnutt Copy Share Image
“So he bought tickets to the Greyhound and they climbed, painfully, inch by inch and with the knowledge that, once they reached… — Nelson Algren Copy Share Image
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Man, I was on the shepherd's pie last night like you wouldn't believe. I had, like, MASH in my EYEBROWS by 10pm.… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
Last night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
One of President Obama's winning points last night was about how sanctions against Iran are crippling their economy. And believe me, if… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I had a wet dream last night...i pissed myself laughing when you fell off a cliff — Ana Copy Share Image
“He wondered if her spy had stumbled upon his last night. When did he start thinking like his mother?” — Johanna Lindsey Copy Share Image
“Shocked and disconcerted, she pulled away. His hand fell from her arm. Breathing unevenly, she sat in a rigid, upright position and… — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“Of course,” said Karl. “They built the new house for the summer. They didn’t mean to stay here in the winter at… — Pansy Copy Share Image
