From as long as, literally as far back as I can remember I've liked puns, word jokes, I can literally recall looking… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
I love funny people, and when I'm with funny people, or people who are amusing in their weirdness, I love it. Because… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
“The historian Meike Wöhlert has analyzed and compared the judgments rendered by courts responsible for malicious acts of treason in five cities.… — Rudolph Herzog Copy Share Image
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now, and we don't know where the hell she is. — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I think there's a difference between making comedy and reporting comedy. When you're a joke teller you can easily fall into the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I think I have a reputation for being really serious. In interviews I use big words, but I'm just an emotional goofball.… — Darren Hayes Copy Share Image
Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A cruel joke has been played on us. We are fated always to remember what we learned but never to recall the… — Jo Coudert Copy Share Image
I consider myself always a humorist. And I think anybody who tells jokes or makes people laugh is humor. — Dick Gregory Copy Share Image
I always put these pert jackanapeses out of countenance by looking extremely grave when they expect that I should laugh at their… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
No wonder we cannot appreciate the really central Kafka joke: that the horrific struggle to establish a human self results in a… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a… — Herbert Gold Copy Share Image
What’ cha doing out here all alone? Did you forget how to find Sanctuary? (Simi) No. I want to be alone for… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
I do have pleasure when I'm writing. I mean, I'm aware of pleasure. And sometimes I make myself laugh, with a joke… — Peter Schjeldahl Copy Share Image
One nice thing about telling a clean joke is there's a good chance no one's heard it before. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On 'Lab Rats,' I read the script probably three or four times before we ever even do a table read because I… — Billy Unger Copy Share Image
I am not against marriage - without marriage, ninety-nine percent jokes will disappear from the world. How I can be against marriage?… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
I have seen so few films in which the sex felt really respected by the filmmaker. Hollywood too often shies away from… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of... certainly of our household. — Scott Pruett Copy Share Image
Yeah, we've become really good friends. Our characters start dating in the book, and um, yeah, I think we - and we… — Johnny Simmons Copy Share Image
