For now, we assume that self-evolving robots will learn to mimic human traits, including, eventually, humor. And so, I can't wait to… — Lance Morrow Copy Share Image
Oh Christ, the exhaustion of not knowing anything. It's so tiring and hard on the nerves. It really takes it out of… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
When people have no interest in a subject, it's very hard to get them to laugh about it. If I had to… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I got kind of scared when I thought they wanted me to do something... I didn't want to be naked on the… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Television is the Antichrist, and I can assure you after only three or four generations, people will no longer even know how… — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
Love is like a storm.It is calm and soothing.It is natural and essential.It is powerful and fulfilling and nothing can get in… — Sharlene05 Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton is seen as a joke. If Putin wanted anybody to win the 2016 election, it would have been Hillary Clinton,… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
A good joke will sell quicker than a good poem, and, measured in sweat and blood, will bring better remuneration. — Jack London Copy Share Image
I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke. — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
F is for friends who do stuff with out you, U is for ur alone, N is for never having any plans… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She laughed when there was no joke. She danced when there was no music. She had no friends, yet she was the… — Jerry Spinelli Copy Share Image
People really do identify with the characters they see on the show, but these days, social media allows you to interact with… — Chris Carmack Copy Share Image
When I came back to America, I realized that world music is no joke, it really has a lot to it. — Zach Condon Copy Share Image
Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You step in with the Seth Rogens of the world, you better have some jokes. — Charlie Hunnam Copy Share Image
The secret of understanding poetry is to hear poetry's words as what they are: the full self's most intimate speech, half waking,… — Jane Hirshfield Copy Share Image
I don't want them hip white people coming up to me and calling me no n - - or telling me n… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
What joke can I say about Donald Trump that he hasn't said about himself? When he gets dressed, he comes out as… — Michael Che Copy Share Image
On stage you look much larger than you are. You can have subtle changes of timing; how you place a punchline in… — Sylvester McCoy Copy Share Image
I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
