I've hated cockroaches my entire life.Tweeting jokes about it helps me cope, in a way. I'm not as jumpy killing cave crickets as I used to be. I still jump plenty though. — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
On the Internet, Spencer Hall at Everyday Should Be Saturday is the best writer in the universe. He's very funny. They're jokes about college football, but they come from somebody who's clearly smarter than the rest of us; it's always… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
“You probably don't remember that, do you? Depression has a way of vaporizing big parts of your memory. Important parts.” — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
“My run up the avenue was complicated by the fact that everyone was staring at their damn phones and tablets, and not at the… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
“She crossed her legs and kicked out her feet, clad in thick wool socks and boots big enough to house a little old lady.” — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
When a teacher is paying extra attention to your child, you believe that it's because you raised such an exceptional kid, one that stands… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
With toilet books, people don't review them that much. They don't really pay much attention to them. It's just like, "Oh, okay. I'll put… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
“Okay," I confessed. "You got me. I don't want to die. I'm terrified of death. I fear there's nothing beyond it and that this… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
I took time in the day to write as much of the book as I possibly could. I didn't write too much at night,… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
“It was night, and even if any good Samaritan saw the smoke, it wasn't like they would come running. This was America. No one… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
“I once met a traveler who told me he would live to see the end of time. He laid out all his vitamins before… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
Once ESPN leaves you, and you don't have a foothold anywhere else, you're done. It's very hard to do anything else, because in some… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
I occasionally get glimpses, but I have to reprioritize, because that's how it naturally progresses - things like family, responsibilities, and your job all… — Drew Magary Copy Share Image
