I make cameos in all my movies for no particular reason other than a joke. It's just a Hitchcock thing. — Peter Jackson Copy Share Image
The girl-next-door image is a sort of joke; for years, I couldn't get any roles other than as somebody dark. — Felicity Kendal Copy Share Image
We didn't choose the joke because it's filthy! We chose it because of the structure! — Paul Provenza Copy Share Image
What other culture could have produced someone like Hemmingway and not seen the joke? — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
“If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—tell different people.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I used to crack A joke when Sourav Ganguly is upset and make him happy , i usually speak in bengali which… — Sachin Tendulkar Copy Share Image
For the better part of the first year in college, I didn't understand a single joke. For the better part of the… — Jon Rahm Copy Share Image
I think my ability to joke and laugh about things is because I'm forced to. I've been through a lot of things… — Jonathan Van Ness Copy Share Image
There has to be irony, both in design and in the objects. I see around me a professional disease of taking everything… — Achille Castiglioni Copy Share Image
“Everyone born is on the field of life’s game, but not everyone does wear the jersey of vision! Some people are fair… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
People feel like using the word 'joke' removes responsibility for the hurt their words may cause. It doesn't; in fact, it may… — Franchesca Ramsey Copy Share Image
Some people think a boxer is a gloomy guy with this heavy brow who always has to be serious. But why can't… — Oleksandr Usyk Copy Share Image
“I realized how badly I wanted to make a joke to Dex about it. We had been the Ghostbusters. Now there was… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“A joke’s funny, right? That wasn’t. It’s perfectly okay for a woman to have a sexual appetite, to take the lead now… — Shani Struthers Copy Share Image
Cal," I whisper into her sleep, "if you go, you know what? You'll break my liver." I want to pretend that it's… — Brad Barkley Copy Share Image
I love to write. I'm not necessarily a joke writer, but I think I can find a lot of comedy in humanity,… — Heidi Gardner Copy Share Image
If you recall, we have a huge list of celebrities who had announced they'd leave the country if Trump won. It probably… — Milo Yiannopoulos Copy Share Image
I just loved jokes so much as a child. I remember wanting to perform at, like... age seven by reading from a… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
A lot of times I go to a comedy show, I sit there and wait for the comedian to run out of… — Eugene Lee Yang Copy Share Image
I tend to have a lot of jokes about ex-girlfriends. They always ask me if they will be the subject of a… — Adam DeVine Copy Share Image
It's like that Simpsons joke - they're filming a cow in a movie and they go, 'OK, we'll tape a bunch of… — Ian Williams Copy Share Image
Sticks and Stones may break my bones but nooses will kill me,names will never harm me. And Yes My sister has hair… — Bobby Hazzard Copy Share Image
It's almost a joke how good I am at charades. Not to pat my own back, but I'm literally - I'm kind… — Wilson Bethel Copy Share Image
After a while, a joke, if you say it too much, just becomes contrived, or fake-sounding. — Dave Chappelle Copy Share Image
I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Well, everybody used to joke that I saved the first dollar that I ever made in Van Halen. I probably did somewhere. — Michael Anthony Copy Share Image
When something makes no sense, sometimes you make something of it. A joke. A spiritual practice. A life. — Heather Sellers Copy Share Image
Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Advice is sometimes transmitted more successfully through a joke than grave teaching. — Baltasar Gracian Copy Share Image
I always joke that, at any given time, I'm supposed to be at two other places. — Virgil Abloh Copy Share Image
“My favorite people are the ones that can make any unfunny joke hilarious by just laughing.” — Ziad K. Abdelnour Copy Share Image
“I'm joking," She said to the group. Ah, the joking defense. The tried and true excuse for bullies everywhere.” — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
A joke is a joke. There's an expression - I don't know if you have it - that's 'adding insult to injury.' — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Watching movies in the U.S. is great fun because they get every joke, they smile, they laugh so much; it's a great… — Jet Li Copy Share Image
