Jews wait for the Lord, Protestants sing hymns to him, Catholics say mass and eat him. — Walker Percy Copy Share Image
I'm a cultural Jew, I was raised with it, so I'm still into it, like gefilte fish with kugel. — Ari Shaffir Copy Share Image
When did I become a fast-talking Jew? As time went on, my bits started to become longer, and that became part of… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
A Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy until they die! — Philip Roth Copy Share Image
Until mankind heeds the message on the Hebrew trumpet blown, and the faith of the whole world's people is the faith that… — Israel Zangwill Copy Share Image
For me, why would a Jew want to go anywhere in history ever? I'm only going to have to run. — Adam Pally Copy Share Image
Above all, this country is our own. Nobody has to get up in the morning and worry what his neighbors think of… — Golda Meir Copy Share Image
The Holocaust would never have happened if black people lived in Germany in the 1930s and 40s … well, it wouldn't have… — Sarah Copy Share Image
You'll call me a damned Jew, a Christ murderer, a secret worshipper of pigs and a kidnapper of christian children.' This was… — Bernard Cornwell Copy Share Image
Koolaid is goyish. All Drake's Cakes are goyish. Pumpernickel is Jewish, and, as you know, white bread is very goyish. Instant potatoes… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Freedom of speech trumps political correctness. I would say our magazine would publish an anti-Semitic or Holocaust denying cartoon if it meant… — Ezra Levant Copy Share Image
But as my brother was doing his research for a book about my father, it became his opinion that the most influential… — Tobias Wolff Copy Share Image
Some Jews and Muslims accuse Christians of being idolatrous for believing in the Trinity. My response to both groups is that they… — Miroslav Volf Copy Share Image
Christians and Jews go after those who have access to raw materials but who prevent access to them. Oil is the best… — Abdul Sattar Abu Risha Copy Share Image
Economic distress, political pressure, and social obloquy already drive us from our homes and from our graves. The Jews are already constantly… — Theodor Herzl Copy Share Image
I believe that the Israelis and the Palestinians, by and large, want peace, they each want their own country, and they want… — Russ Feingold Copy Share Image
There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. — Larry David Copy Share Image
