Sometimes with girls they find a good guy but they leave him in the friend zone and go with the bad boy.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're having a bad hair day, try not to complain...there's a child out there with cancer who would kill just to… — Shadawcatt Copy Share Image
'You look tired.' is just a polite way for someone to tell you that you look like sh*t. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People will always point out your faults, but will hesitate to point out your attributes — Sabrina Beaubian Copy Share Image
I have decided to stop trying to build friendships with people who frankly aren't worth the effort. If you get deleted you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not everything happens when you expect it; it is what it is. The people who ride with you, ride with you. — Kali Uchis Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, the weather is just the weather and doesn't have to mean anything more than that.” — Kara Timmins Copy Share Image
It sucks when logging into facebook and there is no notification, no messages, no friend requests. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Watching a romantic movie and getting pissed off about your non-existent love life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I cant remember if I am drying off my face with the same side of the towel I dried… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Generally the reason they fail in the job is, you made some mistake in the hiring process in that you didn't match...… — Ben Horowitz Copy Share Image
I have trouble speaking as soon as you walk into the room. When you talk to me I can't help but stutter.… — Epifania Savea Copy Share Image
IPhone covers are like condoms; you don't want to, but you kind of have to. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to know what it'd be like to play basketball with Edward scissor hands,Freddy Krueger,and Wolverine. — Sarahi Gonzalez Copy Share Image
You can't expect to have a deep meaningful relationship with a shallow person. — Doe Zantamata Copy Share Image
Honestly I wish I woke up to a 'Good Morning Baby! I love you...' text each morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LOVE. A four letter word, over used and under appreciated. The meaning lost in a world of online dating and texts through… — Shubham Joshi Copy Share Image
The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image