Birthday Quote by Anonymous

I'm on this amazing new diet where the ladies I sleep with don't invite me to their birthday parties.

— Nikhil Saluja

Why are they doing that?” his mother said, frowning at her grandsons. The boys were sorting the casserole into piles on their plates. “Doing…

— Rainbow Rowell

This year women learned that if we aren't at the table, we're on the menu.

— Cecile Richards

They should have a name for that moment of joy when you see your food coming in a restaurant...

— Anonymous

Food Throwers: Begun usually by estranged couples, once this victual flinging starts, everyone will do it...Should your dinner party have become an out of…

— J. P. Donleavy

In the good old days, girls used to cook like their mothers, NOW THEY DRINK LIKE THEIR FATHERS.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm the kind of girl who thinks about what she's gonna cook for dinner when she's finishing her lunch.

— Padma Lakshmi

If they want you to cook the dinner, at least they ought to let you shop for some of the groceries.

— Bill Parcells

Anyone who thinks they're too grown up or too sophisticated to eat caramel corn, is not invited to my house for dinner

— Ruth Reichl

I get free meals in Cincinnati restaurants, girls scream when I just walk into a room.

— Cris Collinsworth

They love a brown rice stir-fry, but they also love their 'Coke of the week...My daughter gravitates toward fresh fruit and raw nuts but…

— Gwyneth Paltrow

People who hardly ever cook at all, suddenly at the holidays, feel like it's their responsibility to not only cook dinner for large groups…

— Ted Allen