Computer Quote by Anonymous

You're on file, our computer knows what is best for you, we will provide the solution.

— Kansas

Saving a file as jkhsjkfsjjuk because you're too lazy to write a proper title.

— Anonymous

Just don't create a file called.

— Larry Wall

“Is it possible for g.r to put the g.r page back into my computer because I lost the data.”

— Vincent Collins

I hope that I'm not simply defined by 'The X-Files,' and I hope I have more work that is important to do.

— Chris Carter

One who enjoys finding errors will then start creating errors to find.

— Criss Jami

“files are displayed by using the horrid — and I hesitate to mention this subject — hex dump format. If this topic pleases you…

— John Wiley and Sons

This is your silly web browser doing that. The file is correctly named.

— Rasmus Lerdorf

“If you can't get it done...then someone else will!

— Timothy Pina

Destroy the old files, but make copies first.

— Samuel Goldwyn

“If my response seems slow when asked a question, I always explain: ‘It is because I have numerous files and subfiles to sort through…

— Laura Jensen Walker

“The experience of writing something in Java and then trying to figure out—I myself have trouble installing Java on my computer—it's horrible.”

— Peter Seibel